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Board Game Winner Devastated to Learn Friend Actually Would Have Won in Like Two More TurnsBoard Game Winner Devastated to Learn Friend Actually Would Have Won in Like Two More Turns

Board Game Winner Devastated to Learn Friend Actually Would Have Won in Like Two More Turns

NORFORK, Va. — Local Catan winner Luna Haynes was distraught to discover that her friend Mike Sandoval would have won…

5 years ago
Settlers of Catan Player Receives Passive-Aggressive ‘Longest Turn’ CardSettlers of Catan Player Receives Passive-Aggressive ‘Longest Turn’ Card

Settlers of Catan Player Receives Passive-Aggressive ‘Longest Turn’ Card

BALTIMORE — After collecting seven resources off the roll, trading with two other players, then using twelve resources and a…

6 years ago
Quiz: Is He Really Committed or Does He Just Need a 4th For Catan?Quiz: Is He Really Committed or Does He Just Need a 4th For Catan?

Quiz: Is He Really Committed or Does He Just Need 4th For Catan?

So you’ve been dating your new prince charming for a while now, and you’re ready to take that next big…

6 years ago
Friend Asking Around For Wood Like It Grows on Fucking TreesFriend Asking Around For Wood Like It Grows on Fucking Trees

Friend Asking Around For Wood Like It Grows on Fucking Trees

BUFFALO, N.Y. — Novice Settlers of Catan player Jason Meyers reportedly made repeated pleas for wood from his fellow players…

6 years ago
Sheep Can’t Believe He’s Being Traded for Fucking WheatSheep Can’t Believe He’s Being Traded for Fucking Wheat

Sheep Can’t Believe He’s Being Traded for Fucking Wheat

CATAN — After intense trade negotiations concluded late Wednesday on the geographically diverse archipelago of Catan, a sheep belonging to…

7 years ago