catan

Board Game Winner Devastated to Learn Friend Actually Would Have Won in Like Two More Turns

NORFORK, Va. — Local Catan winner Luna Haynes was distraught to discover that her friend Mike Sandoval would have won…

5 years ago

Settlers of Catan Player Receives Passive-Aggressive ‘Longest Turn’ Card

BALTIMORE — After collecting seven resources off the roll, trading with two other players, then using twelve resources and a…

5 years ago

Quiz: Is He Really Committed or Does He Just Need 4th For Catan?

So you’ve been dating your new prince charming for a while now, and you’re ready to take that next big…

6 years ago

Friend Asking Around For Wood Like It Grows on Fucking Trees

BUFFALO, N.Y. — Novice Settlers of Catan player Jason Meyers reportedly made repeated pleas for wood from his fellow players…

6 years ago

Sheep Can’t Believe He’s Being Traded for Fucking Wheat

CATAN — After intense trade negotiations concluded late Wednesday on the geographically diverse archipelago of Catan, a sheep belonging to…

6 years ago