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Millennial’s Retirement Portfolio Still Has Few Empty Sleeves

EVANSTON, Ill. — 28-year-old bartender Grace Federman reportedly discovered several empty sleeves in her retirement portfolio after going through the…

4 years ago

Psychic Beats Shit Out of Man Counting Tarot Cards

MIAMI — Claiming her client was clearly cheating the fates, local psychic Madame LeMystique beat the shit out of her…

5 years ago

Terrified ‘Hearthstone’ Escapee Not Convinced ‘Slay the Spire’ Won’t Eventually Charge Him $40 for New Cards

ARLINGTON, Texas — Local Hearthstone refugee and Slay the Spire player Jon Burke reportedly can’t shake the feeling that the…

5 years ago

No Trade Backs: Local Mom Set to Appeal Playground Ruling After Botched Charizard Deal

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Stephanie Lee, a mother of three, is set to appear before a high playground court tomorrow to appeal…

7 years ago