cards against humanity

Former Cards Against Humanity Writer Keeps Pitching ‘Cum Goblin’ to Wizards of the Coast

RENTON, Wash. — Former Cards Against Humanity writer Marc Weaver has reportedly frustrated his new coworkers at Magic: the Gathering…

4 years ago

Man Can’t Wait to Suck at Jackbox In Person Again

KANSAS CITY, Kan. — Local gamer Collin Hackett is reportedly excited for the quarantine to be over so he can…

5 years ago

Dad Playing ‘Secret Hitler’ Cannot Comprehend That the Liberals Are the Good Guys

MINEOLA, N.Y. — Tom Castellano was reportedly unable to comprehend that the liberal team were being presented as the good…

5 years ago

Jackbox Party Pack 6 to Include New Game ‘Just Draw Penis‘

CHICAGO — Jackbox Games revealed that “Just Draw a Penis” will be one of five new games that will be…

5 years ago

1st Edition ‘Cards Against Humanity’ Bukkake Card Sells For Record Price at Auction

NEW YORK — A first-edition "Pixelated Bukkake" card from the game Cards Against Humanity sold for a record $6.9 million…

6 years ago

Cards Against Humanity Shoves Magic: The Gathering Into Locker

HIGHLAND PARK, Ill.— Highland Park High School was rocked today by an appalling act of violence when Cards Against Humanity…

7 years ago