June 18, 2021 Breath of the Wild 2 Trailer Pleases Fans for Nearly a Whole Afternoon Breath of the Wild 2 Trailer Pleases Fans for Nearly a Whole Afternoon KYOTO, Japan — The recent premiere of footage from the highly anticipated Breath of the Wild 2 entry in the Legend of Zelda series reportedly…
November 26, 2020 Surprise Nintendo Direct Announces That You Can Play ‘Breath of the Wild’ Again Any Time You Want Surprise Nintendo Direct Announces That You Can Play ‘Breath of the Wild’ Again Any Time You Want KYOTO — Startling and delighting fans who had been starved for exciting announcements from the company, Nintendo announced in a surprise Nintendo Direct presentation today…
November 22, 2020 Man Worried He’ll Never Find Open World Game as Good as Her Man Worried He’ll Never Find Open World Game as Good as Her ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local gamer Joe Fleming is reportedly worried that Nintendo’s stunning masterpiece Breath of the Wild has ruined any chance that he’ll ever…
September 21, 2020 New Zelda Game’s Firm Place in Timeline Leaves Youtuber Unsure What to Spend Next Year of Life Obsessing Over New Zelda Game’s Firm Place in Timeline Leaves Youtuber Unsure What to Spend Next Year of Life Obsessing Over OSLO, Norway — YouTuber Konleith Narvesen is reportedly at a complete loss following the announcement that the newest Zelda game, Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity,…
May 3, 2020 Opinion: 253 Views On My Video Doesn’t Sound Like a Lot, But If You Put Them All In a Room… Opinion: 253 Views On My Video Doesn’t Sound Like a Lot, But If You Put Them All In a Room… OK so my newest YouTube video essay Breath of the Wild and the Important of Open World Mechanics got 253 views and maybe that doesn’t…
June 8, 2019 5 Awesome ‘Breath of the Wild’ Recipes to Make While Ganon’s Genocide Rages On 5 Awesome ‘Breath of the Wild’ Recipes to Make While Ganon’s Genocide Rages On Two years after its release, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild remains one of the best games you’re going to play today. Its…
May 27, 2018 Gamer Wishes Real Life Was Less Open World Gamer Wishes Real Life Was Less Open World OKLAHOMA CITY — Local gamer Emilie Brockview reportedly told friends that, despite loving open world gameplay in video games, she desperately yearns for more structure…
February 1, 2018 Gamer Exploring Beautiful, Detailed Open World Can’t Wait to Unlock Fast Travel Gamer Exploring Beautiful, Detailed Open World Can’t Wait to Unlock Fast Travel KENOSHA, Wis. — Local gamer Kelly Redmond expressed frustration at the lack of a fast travel option shortly after beginning exploration-focused open world game “Horizon:…
December 9, 2017 ‘Breath of the Wild’ Player Finally Acquires Rare, Powerful Weapon to Look At and Never Use ‘Breath of the Wild’ Player Finally Acquires Rare, Powerful Weapon to Look At and Never Use COLUMBUS, Ohio — Luna Dalton came across a mighty weapon guaranteed to deal massive damage to her enemies while also being as fragile as spun…
