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Man Who’s Read 200 Books This Year Counts Graphic NovelsMan Who’s Read 200 Books This Year Counts Graphic Novels

Man Who’s Read 200 Books This Year Counts Graphic Novels

NEW YORK — Steven Lloyd, a man who has allegedly read 200 books this year, includes graphic novels in his…

4 years ago
Magneto’s Credit Cards All Fucked UpMagneto’s Credit Cards All Fucked Up

Magneto’s Credit Cards All Fucked Up

GENOSHA — Brotherhood of Mutants leader Magneto has vowed revenge on humanity for designing credit cards that are destroyed by…

4 years ago
Dune Movie Delayed so Denis Villeneuve Can Finish Reading BookDune Movie Delayed so Denis Villeneuve Can Finish Reading Book

Dune Movie Delayed so Denis Villeneuve Can Finish Reading Book

LOS ANGELES — Sources have revealed that the most recent delay of the upcoming Dune adaptation was not related to…

4 years ago
Experimental Book Features Unreliable AuthorExperimental Book Features Unreliable Author

Experimental Book Features Unreliable Author

LONDON — Transgressive writer J.K Rowling has astonished audiences with her new book Troubled Blood, featuring herself as the story’s…

4 years ago
JK Rowling Announces Personal Fantasy NovelJK Rowling Announces Personal Fantasy Novel

JK Rowling Announces Personal Fantasy Novel

LONDON — Harry Potter author JK Rowling has announced that her next novel, about a cisgender man who dresses as…

4 years ago
Progress: We Finally Have a Female Orson Scott CardProgress: We Finally Have a Female Orson Scott Card

Progress: We Finally Have Female Orson Scott Card

EDINBURGH — Young adult fiction fans are rejoicing as the literature world finally has a female equivalent to Orson Scott…

5 years ago
Parental Warning: Look Out for These Dangerous Fantasy Books Your Kids Might Be ReadingParental Warning: Look Out for These Dangerous Fantasy Books Your Kids Might Be Reading

Parental Warning: Look Out for These Dangerous Fantasy Books Your Kids Might Be Reading

While concerned parents continue to wage war on violent video games, they are ignoring a much more serious danger: explicit…

5 years ago
YouTuber Unboxing Dune Board Game Freezes Up After Realizing the Gom Jabbar is Aimed at His NeckYouTuber Unboxing Dune Board Game Freezes Up After Realizing the Gom Jabbar is Aimed at His Neck

YouTuber Unboxing Dune Board Game Freezes Up After Realizing the Gom Jabbar is Aimed at His Neck

SAN DIEGO, Calif. —  Fans of the YouTube channel DavesCoolGames were shocked after an unboxing video of the Dune board…

5 years ago
Rick Riordan Announces Percy Jackson a Pansexual Fuck MachineRick Riordan Announces Percy Jackson a Pansexual Fuck Machine

Rick Riordan Announces Percy Jackson Pansexual Fuck Machine

BOSTON — Popular fantasy author Rick Riordan announced via Twitter today that his character Percy Jackson is a pansexual fuck…

6 years ago