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Man Who’s Read 200 Books This Year Counts Graphic Novels

NEW YORK — Steven Lloyd, a man who has allegedly read 200 books this year, includes graphic novels in his…

3 years ago

Magneto’s Credit Cards All Fucked Up

GENOSHA — Brotherhood of Mutants leader Magneto has vowed revenge on humanity for designing credit cards that are destroyed by…

4 years ago

Dune Movie Delayed so Denis Villeneuve Can Finish Reading Book

LOS ANGELES — Sources have revealed that the most recent delay of the upcoming Dune adaptation was not related to…

4 years ago

Experimental Book Features Unreliable Author

LONDON — Transgressive writer J.K Rowling has astonished audiences with her new book Troubled Blood, featuring herself as the story’s…

4 years ago

JK Rowling Announces Personal Fantasy Novel

LONDON — Harry Potter author JK Rowling has announced that her next novel, about a cisgender man who dresses as…

4 years ago

Progress: We Finally Have Female Orson Scott Card

EDINBURGH — Young adult fiction fans are rejoicing as the literature world finally has a female equivalent to Orson Scott…

4 years ago

Parental Warning: Look Out for These Dangerous Fantasy Books Your Kids Might Be Reading

While concerned parents continue to wage war on violent video games, they are ignoring a much more serious danger: explicit…

4 years ago

YouTuber Unboxing Dune Board Game Freezes Up After Realizing the Gom Jabbar is Aimed at His Neck

SAN DIEGO, Calif. —  Fans of the YouTube channel DavesCoolGames were shocked after an unboxing video of the Dune board…

5 years ago

Rick Riordan Announces Percy Jackson Pansexual Fuck Machine

BOSTON — Popular fantasy author Rick Riordan announced via Twitter today that his character Percy Jackson is a pansexual fuck…

6 years ago