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Coup Player Clearly Lying About Being Your FriendCoup Player Clearly Lying About Being Your Friend

Coup Player Clearly Lying About Being Your Friend

BOSTON — Suspecting that one of your card-playing guests obviously cannot be an Ambassador or the Contessa, game night sources…

5 years ago
Guy Stuck in Jumanji for 30 Years Just Wants to Consult Rulebook to See If That Was Supposed to HappenGuy Stuck in Jumanji for 30 Years Just Wants to Consult Rulebook to See If That Was Supposed to Happen

Guy Stuck in Jumanji for 30 Years Just Wants to Consult Rulebook to See If That Was Supposed to Happen

JUMANJI — Board game enthusiast Jesse Harrington just wants to know if it says somewhere in the rules if he’s…

5 years ago
Host Offers Choice Between This Really Dope Board Game That Sounds Awesome and Two OthersHost Offers Choice Between This Really Dope Board Game That Sounds Awesome and Two Others

Host Offers Choice Between This Really Dope Board Game That Sounds Awesome and Two Others

SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local game night host Paul Cumiskey has been subjected to heavy criticism following guests’ accusations of bias…

5 years ago
Settlers of Catan Player Receives Passive-Aggressive ‘Longest Turn’ CardSettlers of Catan Player Receives Passive-Aggressive ‘Longest Turn’ Card

Settlers of Catan Player Receives Passive-Aggressive ‘Longest Turn’ Card

BALTIMORE — After collecting seven resources off the roll, trading with two other players, then using twelve resources and a…

6 years ago
New Board Game Uses All Your Other Unopened Board Games as Resource TokensNew Board Game Uses All Your Other Unopened Board Games as Resource Tokens

New Board Game Uses All Your Other Unopened Board Games as Resource Tokens

CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. — Fantasy Flight Games released a highly anticipated new board game this week, titled Storage Worlds, which features…

6 years ago
Study Finds 100% Correlation Between Winning Board Games and Irresistible Sex AppealStudy Finds 100% Correlation Between Winning Board Games and Irresistible Sex Appeal

Study Finds 100% Correlation Between Winning Board Games and Irresistible Sex Appeal

DENVER — Scientists have announced the discovery of a clear, 100% correlation between the stunning board game skill of sophomore…

7 years ago
Only Objective of Complicated Board Game is Accurately Setting It UpOnly Objective of Complicated Board Game is Accurately Setting It Up

Only Objective of Complicated Board Game is Accurately Setting It Up

INDIANAPOLIS — The Cyclopean Cycle, a board game so convoluted that players win by merely assembling it correctly, has become one…

7 years ago
Sony Approves Settlers of Catan Movie Budget of 8,000 Wood, 9,000 Sheep, 4,000 Ore, 5,000 Wheat, 9,000 BrickSony Approves Settlers of Catan Movie Budget of 8,000 Wood, 9,000 Sheep, 4,000 Ore, 5,000 Wheat, 9,000 Brick

Sony Approves Settlers of Catan Movie Budget of 8,000 Wood, 9,000 Sheep, 4,000 Ore, 5,000 Wheat, 9,000 Brick

LOS ANGELES — Sony has approved a substantial budget for the upcoming Settlers of Catan movie, after much deliberation over…

7 years ago
D&D Group Overthrows Dungeon Master in Favor of Dungeon DemocracyD&D Group Overthrows Dungeon Master in Favor of Dungeon Democracy

D&D Group Overthrows Dungeon Master in Favor of Dungeon Democracy

DECATUR, Ga. — A local Dungeons & Dragons collective has ousted their overreaching despot today, in what is being reported…

8 years ago