July 23, 2020 Racist JRPG Fan Casts Heal on Entire Party Whenever Black Character Injured Racist JRPG Fan Casts Heal on Entire Party Whenever Black Character Injured BOSTON — Offending his viewers by asserting that all of his characters’ hit points matter equally, JRPG enthusiast and known racist William Jepsen came under…
July 17, 2020 Melania Trump Promotes BLM Movement Thinking It Stands for “Be Less Mean” Melania Trump Promotes BLM Movement Thinking It Stands for “Be Less Mean” WASHINGTON — First Lady of the United States Melania Trump announced her enthusiastic support for the Black Lives Matter movement at a press briefing today…
June 26, 2020 Nancy Pelosi Plays Single Match as Doomfist in Honor of Black Lives Matter Nancy Pelosi Plays Single Match as Doomfist in Honor of Black Lives Matter WASHINGTON — Nancy Pelosi played a match of Overwatch as the black character Doomfist earlier this morning to celebrate Black Lives Matter. “Black Live Matters…
June 5, 2020 Sony Rushes Out ‘Spider-Man’ DLC That Lets You Play as Spidey Breaking Up Protests in Brooklyn Sony Rushes Out ‘Spider-Man’ DLC That Lets You Play as Spidey Breaking Up Protests in Brooklyn BURBANK, Calif. — Insomniac Games has fast tracked DLC for their hit PlayStation 4 game Spider-Man that lets players control the costumed hero as he…
June 4, 2020 Official ‘Mrs Doubtfire’ Instagram Page Shows Solidarity With Protesters By Saying “Hellllooo!” to All Victims of Racism Official ‘Mrs Doubtfire’ Instagram Page Shows Solidarity With Protesters By Saying “Hellllooo!” to All Victims of Racism The officially verified Instagram page representing the 1993 Robin Williams comedy Mrs. Doubtfire has joined the various brands and social media pages expressing support for…
June 4, 2020 Dickheads Camp in Real Life Dickheads Camp in Real Life PHILADELPHIA — Photos are circulating social media showing three armed dickheads on the roof of a GameStop store, camping the protests in real life. “I…
