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Gotham Hospital Begs Batman to Consider Killing

GOTHAM CITY, N.J. — Administrators of Gotham General Hospital have issued a statement to the city’s famed vigilante crusader, imploring…

7 years ago

5 Graphic Novels You Must Lie About Reading Before You Turn 30

Look, I’m a big believer in reading and shit. It’s super important, but can we be expected to read every…

7 years ago

8 Things DC Could Learn From “Happy Days” About Cohesive Cinematic Universes

It’s no secret the DC Extended Universe is struggling with bland movies and tepid fan feedback. Luckily for DC, there…

7 years ago

“Why Would Anyone Live in Gotham?” Asks Guy in Country With Weekly Mass Shootings

BOULDER, Colo. — UC Boulder sophomore Eric Katowski inquired to a friend during a walk after a viewing of The…

7 years ago

Injustice 2 DLC Finally Lets You Punch Zack Snyder

CHICAGO — Netherrealm Studios announced director Zack Snyder as a new playable character for the hit DC Comics fighting game…

7 years ago

Batman Movie Killed on Way to Theatre

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — The Batman, the long delayed standalone Batman film starring Ben Affleck was killed on its way to…

7 years ago

Q*bert Cosplayer Pronounced Dead After Fall Down Convention Staircase

SAN DIEGO — Comic Con event staff announced the tragic death of an attendee dressed as 1980s video game protagonist Q*bert…

7 years ago

I Get It, I Wouldn’t Play Injustice 2 as Me Either (Guest Column by Captain Cold)

Looks like there’s a new top ice-themed super-villain around these parts and it ain’t that bucket-head Mr. Freeze. It’s me,…

7 years ago