January 4, 2021 Tony Stark Steps Down as Avenger After Name Found in Epstein Flight Logs Tony Stark Steps Down as Avenger After Name Found in Epstein Flight Logs NEW YORK — Tony Stark, the tech mogul and hero behind the guise of Iron Man, has reportedly stepped down from the Avengers team voluntarily…
October 12, 2020 Tony Stark Announces Plan to Reverse Climate Change with Big Honkin’ Laser Tony Stark Announces Plan to Reverse Climate Change with Big Honkin’ Laser NEW YORK — Billionaire industrialist Tony Stark announced a proposal today that would solve the ongoing climate crisis by shooting a big ol’ honkin’ laser…
June 22, 2020 The Avengers Furlough Hawkeye The Avengers Furlough Hawkeye ESOPUS, N.Y. — The Avengers announced today that they will be making furloughs in order to assist with the gradual reopening of the Avengers Initiative,…
April 27, 2020 Tom Hooper Suggests Re-Releasing ‘Cats’ After Shutdown Because It Seems Like Everyone Was Busy When It Came Out or Something Tom Hooper Suggests Re-Releasing ‘Cats’ After Shutdown Because It Seems Like Everyone Was Busy When It Came Out or Something LOS ANGELES — Cats director Tom Hooper suggested on social media today that theaters could re-release Cats once the quarantine ends because people seemingly missed…
June 20, 2019 Bob Iger Seen Begging Subway Passengers For Additional $50 Million to Beat Box Office Record Bob Iger Seen Begging Subway Passengers For Additional $50 Million to Beat Box Office Record NEW YORK — CEO of the Walt Disney Company Bob Iger was seen panhandling on the New York City subway this morning asking passengers for…
May 23, 2019 Scrapped Endgame Post-Credits Scene Reveals Capcom Beat the Shit Out of Exhausted Avengers Scrapped Endgame Post-Credits Scene Reveals Capcom Beat the Shit Out of Exhausted Avengers BURBANK, Calif. — A recent leak of production assets from Avengers: Endgame revealed an unused post-credits scene in which Capcom characters assemble and beat the…
April 25, 2019 AMC Hikes Price of ‘Avengers: Endgame’ Piss Buckets to $30 AMC Hikes Price of ‘Avengers: Endgame’ Piss Buckets to $30 KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Marvel fans are outraged after AMC raised the price of their limited edition Avengers: Endgame Piss Buckets from $20 to $30…
April 25, 2019 Review: ‘Avengers: Endgame’ is a Mesmerizing Experience That Nearly Made Me Forget My Recurring Fear of a Movie Theater Shooting Review: ‘Avengers: Endgame’ is a Mesmerizing Experience That Nearly Made Me Forget My Recurring Fear of a Movie Theater Shooting The current phase of Marvel Cinematic Universe is coming to an end. With the upcoming Avengers: Endgame concluding an epic story arc 11 years in…
April 6, 2019 Kaplan Test Prep Releases Marvel Flashcard Set to Review Before Avengers: Endgame Kaplan Test Prep Releases Marvel Flashcard Set to Review Before Avengers: Endgame FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — In preparation for Avengers: Endgame, SAT prep company Kaplan has released a line of Marvel-specific flashcards for viewers to thoroughly study…