March 19, 2020 Grandpa Wishes He Had Used Bathroom Before Having Soul Sealed in Playing Card Grandpa Wishes He Had Used Bathroom Before Having Soul Sealed in Playing Card DOMINO CITY, Japan — After having his soul trapped inside a playing card, local game shop owner Solomon Muto has begun to express his frustration…
March 11, 2020 Hayao Miyazaki Releases Annual Schedule of Retirement Announcements Hayao Miyazaki Releases Annual Schedule of Retirement Announcements TOKYO — Acclaimed anime director Hayao Miyazaki has recently released an annual schedule of when he’ll be coming in and out of retirement from his…
February 13, 2020 Casual Yu-Gi-Oh! Tournament Held Up as Competitors Share Tragic Backstories Casual Yu-Gi-Oh! Tournament Held Up as Competitors Share Tragic Backstories FLUSHING, N.Y. — A Yu-Gi-Oh! tournament at local comic store Pages and Pieces was held up for several hours today as competitors took turns sharing…
December 31, 2019 Anime Fan Transfers to New University After Accidentally Calling Professor ‘Nee-San’ Anime Fan Transfers to New University After Accidentally Calling Professor ‘Nee-San’ SILVER CITY, N.M. — Former Columbia University law student Brendan Stack recently transferred to Western New Mexico University, fleeing the embarrassment of having accidentally called…
November 19, 2019 Freddy Krueger Getting Real Freaked Out By Evangelion Fan’s Dreams Freddy Krueger Getting Real Freaked Out By Evangelion Fan’s Dreams SPRINGWOOD, Ohio — Paranormal teen-killer Freddy Krueger is feeling totally freaked out while trying to haunt a Neon Genesis Evangelion fan’s dreams, sleeping sources confirmed. …
August 28, 2019 We Ranked Anime’s Top 10 Static Shots of Power Lines With Cicada Noises We Ranked Anime’s Top 10 Static Shots of Power Lines With Cicada Noises There’s hundreds — if not thousands — of anime that include static shots of power lines with cicada noises. We combed through every single one…
August 13, 2019 Anime Girl Has Massive Back Problems After Spending Entire Life With Her Knees Bent In Anime Girl Has Massive Back Problems After Spending Entire Life With Her Knees Bent In KYOTO, Japan — Mitsui Aya, star of the popular anime series Teenage Monster Slayers, has begun experiencing debilitating back pain as a result of spending…
July 11, 2019 Gamer Excited for Cuphead Property She Can Actually Finish Gamer Excited for Cuphead Property She Can Actually Finish AUSTIN, Texas — Local gamer Kaylie Terline was reportedly thrilled to hear that Netflix is producing an animated Cuphead show she might actually be able…
July 8, 2019 Cartoon Character Voiced by Steve Blum, or Maybe Matt Mercer. Come to Think of It, Liam O’Brien? No, Crispin Freeman. Wait, It’s Phil Lamarr Cartoon Character Voiced by Steve Blum, or Maybe Matt Mercer. Come to Think of It, Liam O’Brien? No, Crispin Freeman. Wait, It’s Phil Lamarr FORT WORTH, Texas — After watching the English dub of Megalo Box today, local anime fans Alex Reiner and Makeda Webb spoke positively of the…
