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Man Risks Life for Opportunity to Explain Tenet to Girlfriend

CHICAGO — Cinephile Brad Reznik attended a showing of Tenet, despite dangers associated with the COVID-19 pandemic, for the opportunity…

4 years ago

AMC Theaters to Reopen Long Enough to Show Half of Tenet

KANSAS CITY, Mo. — AMC has announced a tentative plan to reopen most of its theaters nationwide long enough to…

4 years ago

AMC Reopens Theaters With Strict ‘No Outside Coronavirus’ Policy

ATLANTA — AMC Theatres announced today that they will begin reopening locations across Georgia as the state begins relaxing its…

5 years ago

AMC Hikes Price of ‘Avengers: Endgame’ Piss Buckets to $30

KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Marvel fans are outraged after AMC raised the price of their limited edition Avengers: Endgame Piss…

6 years ago

Walking Dead Panel Members Smear Selves in Cosplay Sweat to Escape Comic Con Horde

NEW YORK — The cast of AMC’s hit series The Walking Dead narrowly escaped a throng of ravenous fans at…

6 years ago

Desperate MoviePass CEO Responding to All Nigerian Prince Emails

NEW YORK  — Seeing his company's stock price plummet and app temporarily taken down Thursday night due to running out…

6 years ago

New Co-Worker Won’t Shut the Fuck Up About ‘The Walking Dead’

LOS ANGELES — Employees at local bar and arcade The Joy Stick reportedly find Griff Softwick, a new bartender who…

6 years ago

TV Show’s Lifeless Corpse Continues to Limp Along Years After Death

ATLANTA — AMC’s “The Walking Dead” has scientists perplexed by its ability to continue airing, despite their observations that the…

7 years ago