A song of ice and fire

Man Rereading ‘A Song of Ice and Fire’ to Prepare for Release of Book 6 Worried His One-Page-a-Day Pace Too FastMan Rereading ‘A Song of Ice and Fire’ to Prepare for Release of Book 6 Worried His One-Page-a-Day Pace Too Fast

Man Rereading ‘A Song of Ice and Fire’ to Prepare for Release of Book 6 Worried His One-Page-a-Day Pace Too Fast

ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local fantasy fan Geoffrey Parsons is reportedly worried that his A Song of Ice and Fire reread,…

4 years ago
Local Wedding Linked to 3,500 DeathsLocal Wedding Linked to 3,500 Deaths

Local Wedding Linked to 3,500 Deaths

WESTEROS — Following an exhaustive contact tracing study, a recent Riverlands wedding has been linked to 3,500 deaths, sources report.…

4 years ago
Stephen King Bangs Out ‘The Winds of Winter’ on a Tuesday for Shits and GigglesStephen King Bangs Out ‘The Winds of Winter’ on a Tuesday for Shits and Giggles

Stephen King Bangs Out ‘The Winds of Winter’ on Tuesday for Shits and Giggles

BANGOR, Maine —  Prolific horror writer Stephen King reportedly penned the long-anticipated sixth book in George R. R. Martin’s A…

5 years ago
Thousands of Parents Now Regret Naming Their Children ‘Game of Thrones’Thousands of Parents Now Regret Naming Their Children ‘Game of Thrones’

Thousands of Parents Now Regret Naming Their Children ‘Game of Thrones’

UNITED STATES — Following the series finale of HBO’s massively successful series, parents around the nation are feeling remorse and…

6 years ago
Campaign Finishes Three-Year Run Without DMCampaign Finishes Three-Year Run Without DM

Campaign Finishes Three-Year Run Without DM

BELFAST, Ireland – Players of a local fantasy role-playing game expressed relief and exhaustion today after completing their campaign, ending…

6 years ago
‘Game of Thrones’ Prepares for Final Climactic Clash Between Those Who Think It’s Still Good and Those Who Think It Sucks Dick Now‘Game of Thrones’ Prepares for Final Climactic Clash Between Those Who Think It’s Still Good and Those Who Think It Sucks Dick Now

‘Game of Thrones’ Prepares for Final Climactic Clash Between Those Who Think It’s Still Good and Those Who Think It Sucks Dick Now

NEW YORK — As HBO’s hit show Game of Thrones comes to a conclusion, fans are preparing for the grand…

6 years ago
Inept Hacker Leaks Game of Thrones Season 3 Episode 4Inept Hacker Leaks Game of Thrones Season 3 Episode 4

Inept Hacker Leaks Game of Thrones Season 3 Episode 4

GHENT, Belgium — Notably awful hacker Nicolas Peeters successfully leaked an episode of the hit HBO show Game of Thrones…

6 years ago
Game of Thrones Finale to Kill Off Millions of HBO SubscriptionsGame of Thrones Finale to Kill Off Millions of HBO Subscriptions

Game of Thrones Finale to Kill Off Millions of HBO Subscriptions

NEW YORK — In response to viewer complaints HBO had become too reluctant to dispatch high-profile characters on Game of…

6 years ago
Opinion: Listen Up Fuckfaces, I’ll Write Whenever The Goddamn Fuck I Want ToOpinion: Listen Up Fuckfaces, I’ll Write Whenever The Goddamn Fuck I Want To

Opinion: Listen Up Fuckfaces, I’ll Write Whenever The Goddamn Fuck I Want To

Listen up, you pathetic little nerdy fucklits: my name is George Raymond Richard Martin, and I’ll write whenever and whatever…

7 years ago