December 7, 2021 Crude Mountain Dew Reaches Highest Price in Decades Crude Mountain Dew Reaches Highest Price in Decades NEW YORK â Omicron, the latest coronavirus variant to dominate headlines, has struck devastating blows to several industries, including the crude Mountain Dew market, which…
December 7, 2021 Rockstar Announces Theyâve Fixed GTA Trilogy by Adding Microtransactions Rockstar Announces Theyâve Fixed GTA Trilogy by Adding Microtransactions NEW YORK â Rockstar Games publicly declared their remastered Grand Theft Auto Trilogy as being âfully fixedâ today after adding what theyâve determined were sorely…
December 5, 2021 Fans of Dark Souls Will Love This: They Made a Dark Souls 2 Fans of Dark Souls Will Love This: They Made a Dark Souls 2 Calling all Dark Souls fans! Youâll want to sit down for this: we have uncovered a huge announcement regarding the hit medieval video game, and…
December 5, 2021 Mega Man Unsure of Optimal Order to Ask Bosses for Raise Mega Man Unsure of Optimal Order to Ask Bosses for Raise FALLS CHURCH, Va. â Humanoid robot Mega Man expressed dismay at having no idea what the ideal order is for asking his numerous bosses for…
December 5, 2021 Deposed Cuomo Brothers Get Into Plumbing Business Deposed Cuomo Brothers Get Into Plumbing Business NEW YORK â Following CNNâs recent termination of Chris Cuomo, former governor Andrew Cuomo joined his brother to announce their plan to pivot their careers…
December 4, 2021 Peter Molyneux Confirms Milo Died Five Years Ago Peter Molyneux Confirms Milo Died Five Years Ago GUILDFORD, U.K. â Famed game director Peter Molyneux, completely unprompted, confirmed to members of the press that Milo, the artificial boy featured in an experimental…
December 4, 2021 Not in the âForbes 30 Under 30â List? That’s OK! Here’s a List of People Who Weren’t Successful Ever Not in the âForbes 30 Under 30â List? That’s OK! Here’s a List of People Who Weren’t Successful Ever Every year, Forbes releases a new â30 Under 30â list that sends the creative and business world into a depression spiral for not being included.…
December 2, 2021 Friend Back From European Trip Wonât Stop Saying âCross Buttonâ Instead of âX Buttonâ Friend Back From European Trip Wonât Stop Saying âCross Buttonâ Instead of âX Buttonâ BALTIMORE â Fresh off a recent trip from Europe, local gamer Morgan Jones dropped in on a Discord voice chat Friday night only to infuriate…
December 2, 2021 Yakuza Member Kicked Out of Family for Not Being Incredible Karaoke Singer Yakuza Member Kicked Out of Family for Not Being Incredible Karaoke Singer KAMUROCHO, Tokyo â There was controversy in Tokyo last night as the famed Ikezawa yakuza family made the choice to exile one of its members,…
