December 15, 2021 Starfleet Scanner Detects High Concentration of Plot Hooks on Nearby Planet Starfleet Scanner Detects High Concentration of Plot Hooks on Nearby Planet THE FINAL FRONTIER â A recent scan on an undiscovered planet revealed copious amounts of potential plot points and advancement of storylines on its surface,…
December 15, 2021 Gamers Organize Massive Anti-Gamer Rally to Stop Gamers Gamers Organize Massive Anti-Gamer Rally to Stop Gamers WASHINGTON â Gamers from around the world gathered at the U.S. Capitol yesterday to demand action against gamers and everything they stand for. âGamers have…
December 14, 2021 Twitch Adds Bannable Phrases âDamn,â âButthole,â and âActually the Civil War Was Not About States Rightsâ Twitch Adds Bannable Phrases âDamn,â âButthole,â and âActually the Civil War Was Not About States Rightsâ SAN FRANCISCO â Following a controversial ban of popular streamer Hasan Piker from its platform after he used alleged slur âcracker,â Twitch has announced further…
December 14, 2021 Blatant Rip-Off Described as âLove Letterâ Blatant Rip-Off Described as âLove Letterâ ST. LOUIS â Indie game Vetroid Mania hit shelves this week, taking the gaming world by storm. The game centers around the fearsome bounty hunter…
December 14, 2021 Gamer Afraid to Use Epipen In Case He Needs It Later Gamer Afraid to Use Epipen In Case He Needs It Later FRESNO, Calif. â Local gamer John Manson was hospitalized after an allergic reaction to shellfish at a Red Lobster Monday night; according to witnesses, Manson…
December 12, 2021 Forgotten Adobe Subscription Ruins Year’s Worth of Financial Planning Forgotten Adobe Subscription Ruins Year’s Worth of Financial Planning CHICAGO â Local freelance graphic designer Amanda Norman was forced to sell all of her belongings and move back in with her parents after forgetting…
December 12, 2021 Hitman Guard Not Sure Why Everybody Is Making Annoying Choking Noises on the Comms Today Hitman Guard Not Sure Why Everybody Is Making Annoying Choking Noises on the Comms Today PARIS â Sources have confirmed that Jean Moreau, head of the security team working the Sanguine fashion show in Paris, had become confused and annoyed…
December 11, 2021 PokĂ©mon GO Player and Bird Watcher Silently Pity Each Other in Park PokĂ©mon GO Player and Bird Watcher Silently Pity Each Other in Park ST. LOUIS â Bird watcher Daniel Allen and avid PokĂ©mon GO player Jonathan Meyer could be seen silently pitying one another from a distance in…
December 11, 2021 King Solomon Solves SONY/Marvel Spider-Man Dispute By Offering to Cut Tom Holland in Half King Solomon Solves SONY/Marvel Spider-Man Dispute By Offering to Cut Tom Holland in Half JERUSALEM â Biblical icon King Solomon has offered to rectify a dispute between SONY and Marvel by offering to cut Spider-Man star Tom Holland in…
