December 22, 2021 Woman With +5 Charisma Rolls Nat 20 on Virgin Pregnancy Lie Woman With +5 Charisma Rolls Nat 20 on Virgin Pregnancy Lie NAZARETH — Local player character Mary reportedly rolled a natural 20 when checking an attempt at a lie to her NPC husband Joseph that she…
December 22, 2021 Fake One Piece Fan Can’t Even Name 500 Episodes Fake One Piece Fan Can’t Even Name 500 Episodes NAGOYA, Japan — Members of the subreddit r/OnePiece have confirmed that local man and purported One Piece anime fan Tyler Robbins is actually a fraud,…
December 22, 2021 Gamer Who Played Three New Games This Year Releases Top Ten List Gamer Who Played Three New Games This Year Releases Top Ten List MADISON, Wis. — A gamer who played exactly three new titles in 2021 has released his list of the top ten video games of the…
December 22, 2021 SneezeCon 2021 Cancelled SneezeCon 2021 Cancelled PHOENIX — After hoping they’d be able to resume their annual gathering celebrating sneezing and the various subcultures surrounding it, the organizers of SneezeCon 2021…
December 22, 2021 Gamer Dentist Has Almost Collected All the Teeth Gamer Dentist Has Almost Collected All the Teeth CHICAGO — A dentist that has been an avid gamer all his life has happily reported that he’s nearly collected every type of tooth that…
December 22, 2021 Man Speedruns Whiskey Advent Calendar Man Speedruns Whiskey Advent Calendar SANTA CLARA, Calif. — A new speedrunning record was shattered today after a man drank an entire whiskey advent calendar in 47 minutes, astonished witnesses…
December 20, 2021 Live Podcast Taping Derailed After Audience Member Skips Forward Fifteen Seconds Live Podcast Taping Derailed After Audience Member Skips Forward Fifteen Seconds NEW YORK — A live podcast taping was disrupted after an audience member skipped ahead fifteen seconds in the middle of recording, several sycophantic attendees…
December 20, 2021 Girlfriend Maxes Out Bed’s Inventory Limit Girlfriend Maxes Out Bed’s Inventory Limit BEDFORD, Mass. — Local gamer Keith Dickey reportedly attempted to slot himself into his bed’s inventory only to find that his girlfriend, Sarah Young, had…
December 20, 2021 Nintendo Sues Guy for $25 He Made Selling N64 on eBay Nintendo Sues Guy for $25 He Made Selling N64 on eBay BURLINGTON, Vt. — Nintendo has declared its latest lawsuit and will be suing a guy in Vermont that made $25 selling his old N64 on…
