Minus World - Page 2 of 3

Minus World: Hard Drive editorial teams actual, non satire take on video game news and culture.

February 5, 2022

Wizard Community College Delivers Acceptance Letters by Seagull

YOUNGSTOWN, Ohio — Municipal cuts to magical education have forced Lemonpeel Community College for Witchcraft and Wizardry’s communications team to begin sending letters by seagull,…

February 4, 2022

Mother Worried Romantic Comedies Giving Daughter Unrealistic Media Career Standards

PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Local mother Kate Greenberg expressed concern that the romantic comedy films enjoyed by her daughter Naomi, 13, might be giving her dangerously…

February 4, 2022

Gamer Returns to Neglected Animal Crossing Island to Find Lone Blood-Drenched Villager

BRAMPTON, Ont. 一 Local college student Emma Singh reportedly fired up her copy of Animal Crossing: New Horizons for the first time in six months,…

February 4, 2022

Hayao Miyazaki Avoids Attending Son’s Movie By Magically Transforming Into River

TOKYO — Legendary Japanese filmmaker Hayao Miyazaki has reportedly magically transformed into a river in order to avoid having to watch the premiere of his…

February 4, 2022

Paramount Urges Teens Not to Try Watching New Jackass Movie at Home

LOS ANGELES — Paramount executives have issued a disclaimer surrounding their upcoming sequel Jackass Forever urging fans of the franchise to be responsible and under…

February 3, 2022

New Batman Prequel to Focus on Bruce Wayne’s Parents Getting Really Into Theatre

LOS ANGELES — With the Caped Crusader’s latest cinematic reimagining, The Batman, hitting theaters next month, Warner Bros. has announced their next take on the…

February 3, 2022

Super7 Releases Action Figure of Hidden Penis From VHS Cover of ‘The Little Mermaid’

SAN FRANCISCO — With fans across the internet clamoring for restocks after the anticipated item immediately sold out, the specialty nostalgic toy manufacturer Super7 have…

February 2, 2022

Opinion: Why I’m Excited About the Metaverse

Hey readers! It’s me, ᵃ ˡᵒᶜᵃˡ ʳᵉᵍᶦˢᵗᵉʳᵉᵈ ˢᵉˣ ᵒᶠᶠᵉⁿᵈᵉʳ, and I’m here to tell you why I’m SO EXCITED about the Metaverse and all the…

January 28, 2022

Neil Young Demands Microsoft Oppose Activision-Blizzard Abuses or Remove His Indie Games From Gamepass

LOS ANGELES — Following his very public falling out with Spotify over his opposition to their platforming of Joe Rogan, the groundbreaking folk rock musician…