March 20, 2021 Gamer Looking to Save the World Regrettably Recruited by United States Military Gamer Looking to Save the World Regrettably Recruited by United States Military MODESTO, Calif. — Local gamer Martin Long, 22, has reportedly joined the United States military after being inspired to save the world through his video…
March 15, 2021 ‘MLB The Show 21’ Allows You to Fully Customize Overbearing Father Living Vicariously Through You ‘MLB The Show 21’ Allows You to Fully Customize Overbearing Father Living Vicariously Through You SAN DIEGO — San Diego Studio announced today that MLB: The Show 21 will allow players to fully customize a belligerent father living vicariously through…
March 14, 2021 Sexual Tension Grows Between Mario Kart Live and Roomba Sexual Tension Grows Between Mario Kart Live and Roomba NEW YORK — Remarking that there’s been a strange, horny energy in his living room ever since the two electronic devices have been home together,…
March 13, 2021 New Cartoon ‘Alpha Betas’ Explores Fictional World of Gamers Contributing to Society New Cartoon ‘Alpha Betas’ Explores Fictional World of Gamers Contributing to Society COLUMBIA, Mo. — In the tradition of groundbreaking science fiction, the upcoming YouTube show Alpha Betas poses a challenging, otherworldly question: what if gamers actually contributed…
March 12, 2021 Guy Takes Break from Playing Video Games to Watch Show About Playing Video Games Guy Takes Break from Playing Video Games to Watch Show About Playing Video Games SAN FRANCISCO — Declaring he needed a break from gaming, local man Jason McReady docked his Nintendo Switch and opened YouTube on his PlayStation 4…
March 9, 2021 America Unsure If Pandemic Is One of Those Scripted Fights You’re Supposed to Lose America Unsure If Pandemic Is One of Those Scripted Fights You’re Supposed to Lose WASHINGTON — As the infection rates and death counts throughout the nation continue to slowly creep upwards, citizens throughout the United States have begun to…
March 5, 2021 Report: PS3 Box Okay to Throw Out Report: PS3 Box Okay to Throw Out YOUR HOUSE — A new report commissioned by Sony states that the PS3 box you’ve been keeping in your closet since 2007, right next to…
March 4, 2021 Man Who Spent 270 Hours Playing Xenoblade Series Relieved it Meant Something Man Who Spent 270 Hours Playing Xenoblade Series Relieved it Meant Something WANTAGH, N.Y. — Local gamer Lawrence Olson has reportedly breathed a sigh of relief following the announcement that the next Super Smash Bros. Ultimate DLC…
March 1, 2021 Nintendo Celebrates Metroid’s 35th Anniversary With 30-Minute Moment of Silence Nintendo Celebrates Metroid’s 35th Anniversary With 30-Minute Moment of Silence KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo acknowledged the 35th anniversary of its beloved Metroid franchise with a new Direct presentation that featured just 30 minutes of silence.…
