December 1, 2020 5 Switch Games You Need to Play Before You Die, Which Will Be Soon! 5 Switch Games You Need to Play Before You Die, Which Will Be Soon! The Nintendo Switch has been around for a few years now, but you only have so much time in your life to play all of…
November 29, 2020 Dog Wastes Only Inventory Slot on Frisbee Dog Wastes Only Inventory Slot on Frisbee SEATTLE — Adorable old english sheepdog and total noob, Pancakes, blew the only slot in his extremely limited inventory on a single frisbee, disappointed sources…
November 28, 2020 Phoenix Wright Ruins Another Wedding Phoenix Wright Ruins Another Wedding LOS ANGELES — Veteran defense attorney Phoenix Wright has ruined yet another wedding by yelling “OBJECTION!” after the judge said to “speak now or forever…
November 27, 2020 Aspiring Video Game Writer Didn’t Expect Job Application to Involve So Much Writing Aspiring Video Game Writer Didn’t Expect Job Application to Involve So Much Writing LAKE FOREST, Ill. — Prospective game writer Evan Richards quit halfway through a job application to an independent game studio this morning, complaining it had…
November 27, 2020 IGN Content Team Announces Mandatory Crunch To Release ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ Guide On Time IGN Content Team Announces Mandatory Crunch To Release ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ Guide On Time SAN FRANCISCO — In an effort to keep pace with the expectations their millions of devoted readers, the gaming news website IGN announced yesterday that…
November 26, 2020 Surprise Nintendo Direct Announces That You Can Play ‘Breath of the Wild’ Again Any Time You Want Surprise Nintendo Direct Announces That You Can Play ‘Breath of the Wild’ Again Any Time You Want KYOTO — Startling and delighting fans who had been starved for exciting announcements from the company, Nintendo announced in a surprise Nintendo Direct presentation today…
November 26, 2020 COVID-19 Gears Up for Another Double-XP Weekend COVID-19 Gears Up for Another Double-XP Weekend ATLANTA — Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention have confirmed that the COVID-19 virus is gearing up for yet another Double-XP Weekend,…
November 25, 2020 Guide: How to Trick Your Boyfriend Into Thinking He’s Letting You Win Guide: How to Trick Your Boyfriend Into Thinking He’s Letting You Win Ever wanted to annihilate your boyfriend in video games without annihilating his fragile male ego? Well with these six simple tips, you’ll be racking up…
November 25, 2020 Cyberpunk 2077 Still Won’t Let Fans Customize How Many Hours Their Devs Work a Week Cyberpunk 2077 Still Won’t Let Fans Customize How Many Hours Their Devs Work a Week WARSAW — Fans of CD Projekt Red’s upcoming Cyberpunk 2077 are upset at the level of character customization, citing that they are still not able…
