December 11, 2020 Guy Who Didn’t Have $60 All Year Thinks Genshin Impact Was Snubbed at Game Awards Guy Who Didn’t Have $60 All Year Thinks Genshin Impact Was Snubbed at Game Awards ARLINGTON, Va. — A gamer who was furloughed from his job earlier this year and has therefore had minimal recreational spending money claims that Genshin…
December 10, 2020 Struggling to Fill Time, Geoff Keighley Looks Around Room to Improvise Game Announcement Struggling to Fill Time, Geoff Keighley Looks Around Room to Improvise Game Announcement LOS ANGELES — Speaking slowly while his eyes darted around his home for inspiration to help him ad-lib, gaming news personality Geoff Keighley improvised an…
December 10, 2020 Ad Blocker Makes Game Awards 7 Minutes Long Ad Blocker Makes Game Awards 7 Minutes Long LOS ANGELES— The 2020 Game Awards were reduced to an anemic seven minutes of content after audience members tuned in to the industry award show…
December 10, 2020 ‘Hades’ Video Game Inexplicably Wins TIME’s 2020 Person of the Year ‘Hades’ Video Game Inexplicably Wins TIME’s 2020 Person of the Year NEW YORK — TIME Magazine has shocked the world, announcing today that their 2020 Person of the Year is inexplicably Supergiant Games’ roguelike Hades, beating…
December 9, 2020 Persona 5 Fans Speak Out Against City of Tokyo for Blatant Rip-Off of Shibuya Crossing Persona 5 Fans Speak Out Against City of Tokyo for Blatant Rip-Off of Shibuya Crossing TOKYO — Persona 5 fans online are speaking out against the city of Tokyo today after eagle-eyed social media users discovered evidence that a popular…
December 9, 2020 Cyberpunk 2077 Runs Great When Injected Into Your Brain With a Large Syringe, But This Is No Indicator for Console Cyberpunk 2077 Runs Great When Injected Into Your Brain With a Large Syringe, But This Is No Indicator for Console WARSAW — Early reviews of CD Projekt Red’s Cyberpunk 2077 have made notes to specify that the game runs incredibly well when injected directly into…
December 8, 2020 Cyberpunk 2077 Criticized for Unskippable Cutscene Where You Have to Eat Peanuts Even If You’re Allergic Cyberpunk 2077 Criticized for Unskippable Cutscene Where You Have to Eat Peanuts Even If You’re Allergic WARSAW — Polish video game developer CD Projekt RED faced criticism for a cutscene in their new game Cyberpunk 2077, in which the player must…
December 7, 2020 Review: ‘Cyberpunk: 2077’ Is a Perfect Game, Is What I Must Say to Make Sure the Abused Workers Get Their Bonuses Review: ‘Cyberpunk: 2077’ Is a Perfect Game, Is What I Must Say to Make Sure the Abused Workers Get Their Bonuses Brutal, crunch-filled development cycles have become an unfortunate staple of major AAA video games. The latest perpetrator of this is CD Projekt Red, the illustrious…
December 6, 2020 Nintendo Serves Cease and Desist to Your Friend Who Pronounces It “May-Rio” Nintendo Serves Cease and Desist to Your Friend Who Pronounces It “May-Rio” REDMOND. Wash. — Nintendo has continued its brazen litigious patterns of late, issuing a cease and desist order to your one friend that has always…
