July 7, 2017 Wounded Iraq War Veteran Cured After Crouching Behind Box For Five Seconds Wounded Iraq War Veteran Cured After Crouching Behind Box For Five Seconds WASHINGTON â The Department of Veteran Affairs revealed a catch-all cure for combat veterans that simply requires them to hide behind a box for five…
July 4, 2017 I Get It, I Wouldnât Play Injustice 2 as Me Either (Guest Column by Captain Cold) I Get It, I Wouldnât Play Injustice 2 as Me Either (Guest Column by Captain Cold) Looks like thereâs a new top ice-themed super-villain around these parts and it ainât that bucket-head Mr. Freeze. Itâs me, Captain Cold, the newest member…
June 30, 2017 Biggest E3 Disappointment: Still No Sequel Announced for 3D Pinball Space Cadet Biggest E3 Disappointment: Still No Sequel Announced for 3D Pinball Space Cadet E3âs been over for some time now, and itâs time we face facts â there just isnât going to be a sequel to the beloved…
June 29, 2017 Female Game Designer Surprised to Find Constructive Feedback in Middle of Death Threat Email Female Game Designer Surprised to Find Constructive Feedback in Middle of Death Threat Email SAN FRANCISCO â Game designer Andrea Falco was shocked to discover some constructive criticism in the middle of a 6,000-word death threat email she received…
June 28, 2017 I Don’t Care If You Agree With His Policies, Bowser Is Your King I Don’t Care If You Agree With His Policies, Bowser Is Your King Not your king, huh? Grow up. Quick question: are you a citizen of the Mushroom Kingdom? And is there a giant black flag with Bowserâs…
June 27, 2017 Black Mage Tired of Being Followed Around Item Shop Black Mage Tired of Being Followed Around Item Shop CORNELIA, World A â A heated confrontation took place at the item shop earlier today, involving a black mage who claims he was being unfairly…
June 26, 2017 Crappy Controller Lets Friend Know Exactly Where He Stands Crappy Controller Lets Friend Know Exactly Where He Stands ENOLA, P.A. â Matthew Bowen discovered last night exactly where he stands with his group of friends after receiving the crappy controller on GameCube night.…
June 23, 2017 WoW Releases Limited Edition Mountain Dew IV Drip Promotion WoW Releases Limited Edition Mountain Dew IV Drip Promotion IRVINE, Calif. â Blizzard Entertainment unveiled an unprecedented collaboration with PepsiCo this morning: a Warcraft-branded, intravenous game-fuel delivery system entitled âMTN DEW Citrus Drip.â âFollowing…
June 22, 2017 Bill Maher Apologizes for Using Racial Slur During Overwatch Match Bill Maher Apologizes for Using Racial Slur During Overwatch Match LOS ANGELES â Bill Maher apologized on Friday nightâs broadcast of Real Time after using a hateful epithet during a recent online match of the…
