December 17, 2020 Dad’s Insurance Only Covers Mad Catz Pacemaker Dad’s Insurance Only Covers Mad Catz Pacemaker ARENA, Wis. — Local father Andrew Nikket has become the first ever recipient of a Mad Catz pacemaker this week, the best he could afford…
December 16, 2020 Development Hell: 12 Years After Trailer, Still No Word When IGN’s ‘Legend of Zelda’ Live Action Movie Will Release Development Hell: 12 Years After Trailer, Still No Word When IGN’s ‘Legend of Zelda’ Live Action Movie Will Release SAN FRANCISCO — After years of mis-management and a revolving door of directors and producers, IGN’s much-anticipated live-action film adaptation of The Legend of Zelda…
December 16, 2020 Donald Trump Retracts Lawsuit Barring Pokémon Company From Using Likeness in Muk Cards Donald Trump Retracts Lawsuit Barring Pokémon Company From Using Likeness in Muk Cards WASHINGTON — Following a string of other legal concessions in the waning days of his term, President Donald Trump announced this morning that he would…
December 15, 2020 CD Projekt Red Hires Elon Musk to Oversee All Future Failed Launches CD Projekt Red Hires Elon Musk to Oversee All Future Failed Launches WARSAW — Following the tumultuous release of their long anticipated RPG CyberPunk 2077, CD Projekt Red has appointed entrepreneur and SpaceX Founder and CEO Elon…
December 14, 2020 Report: This Article Can Run DOOM Report: This Article Can Run DOOM NEW YORK — Reddit users on the popular r/itrunsdoom were reportedly surprised to learn that an article on video game news website Hard Drive titled…
December 14, 2020 CD Projekt Red Clarifies That Any Racist Content Found in Cyberpunk Is Probably Just a Glitch CD Projekt Red Clarifies That Any Racist Content Found in Cyberpunk Is Probably Just a Glitch WARSAW — CD Projekt Red has confirmed that anything racist that players may find in their game Cyberpunk 2077 is probably just one of its…
December 13, 2020 Groundbreaking RPG Gives Player Moral Conundrum With Dozens of Ways to Say ‘Yes’ Groundbreaking RPG Gives Player Moral Conundrum With Dozens of Ways to Say ‘Yes’ EDMONTON, Alberta — Developer Bioware has announced that their latest Mass Effect game will be the deepest dive into moral dilemmas yet, featuring more ways…
December 12, 2020 Why My Shitty Dead-End Office Job Means No Video Game Developer Should Complain Ever Why My Shitty Dead-End Office Job Means No Video Game Developer Should Complain Ever As video games become an even larger part of our culture, the conversation over overtime work, employee crunch, and unions are getting more and more…
December 12, 2020 Gamer Who Bought Entire Trilogy on Sale Quits Halfway Through First Game Gamer Who Bought Entire Trilogy on Sale Quits Halfway Through First Game DES PLAINES, Ill. — Local gamer James Johnson, who recently purchased the Assassin’s Creed: Ezio Trilogy collection, has reportedly quit halfway through the first entry,…
