November 3, 2017 New Call of Duty Will Feature Transgender Option That Immediately Bans You From Game New Call of Duty Will Feature Transgender Option That Immediately Bans You From Game SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Activision has announced today that they will add support for transgender characters in Call of Duty: WWII following increased demand for…
November 2, 2017 New Patch Replaces Kevin Spacey in Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare with Tom Hanks New Patch Replaces Kevin Spacey in Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare with Tom Hanks SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Activision announced a hot-fix today that would replace Kevin Spacey’s character in the 2014 video game Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare with…
November 1, 2017 Woman Blissfully Unaware Man She Spoke to Once has Bulbasaur Named After Her Woman Blissfully Unaware Man She Spoke to Once has Bulbasaur Named After Her YOUNGSTOWN, Ohio — Despite meeting Benjamin Clarke at a party and talking to him for five minutes six years ago, Amanda Burke lives a life…
November 1, 2017 Retrospective: Tiger Electronics and Your Family’s Brutal Failure to Climb Into Middle Class Retrospective: Tiger Electronics and Your Family’s Brutal Failure to Climb Into Middle Class For fifteen years, Tiger Electronics’ handheld games dominated the market as a cheap alternative to real games for impoverished families to remind their children…
October 31, 2017 9 Year Old Nephew Has Scoop on Secret Nintendo Project 9 Year Old Nephew Has Scoop on Secret Nintendo Project PITTSBURGH — Rumor mills are churning after 9-year-old nephew Kevin Cott claimed privileged information about an unannounced Nintendo game at a family get-together last weekend,…
October 31, 2017 Rampage Reboot Sees Art Student Monsters Destroy Neighborhood With Artisanal Coffee Shops Rampage Reboot Sees Art Student Monsters Destroy Neighborhood With Artisanal Coffee Shops CHICAGO, Ill. — Midway Games announced earlier this week a new reboot to the Rampage franchise where the traditional monsters have been replaced by an…
October 29, 2017 99-Year Old Former GameStop Employee Insists He Was Just Following Orders 99-Year Old Former GameStop Employee Insists He Was Just Following Orders HAGUE, Netherlands — On trial for a litany of crimes against humanity, ninety-nine year old former GameStop employee Max Sheehan insisted he was merely following…
October 28, 2017 Mini SEGA Saturn Still Very Much in Stock Mini SEGA Saturn Still Very Much in Stock SEGA has issued the following press release reminding holiday shoppers that there is no shortage of their Mini Saturn Classic units: We here at…
October 27, 2017 I Bought Assassin’s Creed Ultimate Edition but It’s Just a Handgun and Some Coordinates I Bought Assassin’s Creed Ultimate Edition but It’s Just a Handgun and Some Coordinates Fans of the Assassin’s Creed series will be pleased to learn that the latest iteration of the time-traveling action adventure game introduces a new…
