February 7, 2018 New Black Mirror Theory Explains How Every Episode Fits into Zelda Timeline New Black Mirror Theory Explains How Every Episode Fits into Zelda Timeline A fan theory demonstrating how every episode of Black Mirror falls perfectly within the Zelda timeline has been developed by anonymous Reddit user u/Waldo-Cucoo. Waldo-Cucoo…
February 6, 2018 Local Grandpa Drops by GameStop to Ask for Directions to the Steam Store Local Grandpa Drops by GameStop to Ask for Directions to the Steam Store DENVER — Local grandfather Bill Willinkins drove his Lincoln Town Car to the GameStop in the Sutherland mall in an effort to find the birthday…
February 5, 2018 Mario Sent into Existential Crisis After Losing Go-Kart Race to Baby Version of Self Mario Sent into Existential Crisis After Losing Go-Kart Race to Baby Version of Self MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Following the first race of this year’s 150cc Star Cup, Mario was sent into an existential crisis, having finished several places behind…
February 4, 2018 Local Gamer Secretly Hoping Giant Fox Robots Actual Part of Super Bowl Local Gamer Secretly Hoping Giant Fox Robots Actual Part of Super Bowl PHILADELPHIA — Local nerd-culture fan Mac Armory, 22, is secretly hoping that one of those cool Fox Sports football-playing robots make an appearance in the actual…
February 2, 2018 REPORT: Dr. DisRespect Already Slowly Spinning Chair, Set to Fully Face Camera Feb. 5 REPORT: Dr. DisRespect Already Slowly Spinning Chair, Set to Fully Face Camera Feb. 5 In anticipation of his Feb. 5 return to Twitch, Dr. DisRespect has reportedly already begun his extremely slow rotation of his gaming chair, sources confirm.…
February 2, 2018 Microsoft Discontinues Kinect Citing Privacy Concerns They Overheard Microsoft Discontinues Kinect Citing Privacy Concerns They Overheard SEATTLE — Microsoft announced it would stop selling the Kinect after hearing negative customer feedback through the device complaining about the lack of privacy, according…
February 2, 2018 Director of Mario Movie Revealed to be Two Gloved Hands Director of Mario Movie Revealed to be Two Gloved Hands KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced today in a press release that the future Mario film will be directed by two large disembodied hands covered in…
February 1, 2018 Gamer Exploring Beautiful, Detailed Open World Can’t Wait to Unlock Fast Travel Gamer Exploring Beautiful, Detailed Open World Can’t Wait to Unlock Fast Travel KENOSHA, Wis. — Local gamer Kelly Redmond expressed frustration at the lack of a fast travel option shortly after beginning exploration-focused open world game “Horizon:…
January 31, 2018 Infantry Unit Welcomed Home After 500-Year Deployment Infantry Unit Welcomed Home After 500-Year Deployment MINNEAPOLIS — After spending 500 years on active deployment, the members of the 101st Division of America’s Musketmen were welcomed home by their families late…
