Video Games

Bomberman Randomly Selected for Additional Airport Screening

NEW YORK — Local explosives enthusiast Bomberman has accused the TSA of unfair profiling, after being detained for additional screening…

4 years ago

Hyrule Pottery Store Investigated for Insurance Fraud After IRS Discovers Teen Smashing Pots on Their Payroll

HYRULE — A local pottery shop has been put under audit by the Internal Revenue Service due to an alleged…

4 years ago

Highly Anticipated Game Comes Down With Sudden Case of ‘Crafting System’

OSAKA, Japan — Capcom’s announcement that the highly anticipated Resident Evil Village will include a robust crafting system has fans…

4 years ago

Gamer Increases Odds of Tinder Match by Holding Down-B While Swiping

ATHENS, Ohio — Single gamer Evan Hughes reportedly believes that holding down and B while swiping on Tinder increases his…

4 years ago

CD Projekt Red Announces Cyberpunk 2077: A Game of the Year Edition

WARSAW — CD Projekt Red announced that a new, definitive version of Cyberpunk 2077 is coming this fall, titled Cyberpunk…

4 years ago

Silent Hill Now Allowing Abandoned Schools and Amusement Parks to Reopen

SILENT HILL, Maine — The Silent Hill city council has decided that their numerous decaying schools and decrepit amusement parks…

4 years ago

Review: PS5 Undeniably Best Way to Play PS5 Games

The console wars are still a reality in the gaming world. Every year people rely on impartial reviewers to tell…

4 years ago

Vaccinated Gamer Unlocks ‘Social Gathering’ Skill Tree

NEW YORK — Local gamer Caroline Silva unlocked the ‘social gathering’ skill tree on her abilities menu exactly two weeks…

4 years ago

Couple Planning Wedding Forced to Make Tier List of Friends

RALEIGH, N.C. — Local engaged couple Elaiza Tan and Kate Figueroa were frustrated having to sort all of their friends…

4 years ago