Video Games

5 Switch Games You Need to Play Before You Die, Which Will Be Soon!

The Nintendo Switch has been around for a few years now, but you only have so much time in your…

4 years ago

Dog Wastes Only Inventory Slot on Frisbee

SEATTLE — Adorable old english sheepdog and total noob, Pancakes, blew the only slot in his extremely limited inventory on…

4 years ago

Phoenix Wright Ruins Another Wedding

LOS ANGELES — Veteran defense attorney Phoenix Wright has ruined yet another wedding by yelling “OBJECTION!” after the judge said…

4 years ago

Aspiring Video Game Writer Didn’t Expect Job Application to Involve So Much Writing

LAKE FOREST, Ill. — Prospective game writer Evan Richards quit halfway through a job application to an independent game studio…

4 years ago

IGN Content Team Announces Mandatory Crunch To Release ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ Guide On Time

SAN FRANCISCO — In an effort to keep pace with the expectations their millions of devoted readers, the gaming news…

4 years ago

Surprise Nintendo Direct Announces That You Can Play ‘Breath of the Wild’ Again Any Time You Want

KYOTO — Startling and delighting fans who had been starved for exciting announcements from the company, Nintendo announced in a…

4 years ago

COVID-19 Gears Up for Another Double-XP Weekend

ATLANTA — Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention have confirmed that the COVID-19 virus is gearing up…

4 years ago

Guide: How to Trick Your Boyfriend Into Thinking He’s Letting You Win

Ever wanted to annihilate your boyfriend in video games without annihilating his fragile male ego? Well with these six simple…

4 years ago

Cyberpunk 2077 Still Won’t Let Fans Customize How Many Hours Their Devs Work Week

WARSAW — Fans of CD Projekt Red’s upcoming Cyberpunk 2077 are upset at the level of character customization, citing that…

4 years ago