Video Games

Guy Reloads by Shooting Kid Offscreen

HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. — Brian Applegate has developed a ritual while playing House Of The Dead at his local arcade involving…

7 years ago

Man Comes to Haunting Realization He is NPC

NEW YORK — Darian Rumfield, a 25-year old man living in New York City, realized today that he is, at…

7 years ago

Football Coach Wins 5 Championships by Calling Only Fake Field Goals

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Seattle head coach Mike Rubino celebrated his fifth Super Bowl win Sunday night after calling exclusively fake…

7 years ago

The Real Life Mario: This Man is in Charge of Fixing Plumbing Issues Caused by E3

A few days ago at E3 we spoke to Ryan Jimenez, Los Angeles Convention Center’s head custodian and favorite plumber,…

7 years ago

Sony Announces Cool Ranch PS4

LOS ANGELES — SONY Entertainment along with DORITOS revealed the latest iteration of their popular console — PlayStation 4: Cool…

7 years ago

Remainder of Bethesda’s E3 Conference Available Next Week for $4.99

LOS ANGELES — Gaming giant Bethesda announced today that fans will be able to download the rest of their E3…

7 years ago

High School Girlfriend Announces No Plans to Port Relationship to College

LOS ANGELES — Graduating high school senior Cheryl Dowd announced she has no plans to port what has so far…

7 years ago

Gamer Changes Facebook Relationship Status After Brief, Disjointed Interaction with E3 Booth Model

LOS ANGELES — Barry Reynolds, a 23 year old gamer attending his first E3 has officially changed his Facebook relationship…

7 years ago

GameStop Unveils Used N64 at E3

LOS ANGELES — Amid a packed auditorium, EDM music and swirling laser lights, GameStop CEO J. Paul Raines unveiled a…

7 years ago