Video Games

TV Remote Batteries Called up to the Big Leagues

ANAHEIM, Calif. — A promising pair of AA Bexels were promoted to work in an Xbox One controller after a…

7 years ago

Newborn Baby Has Terrible Stats

VALLEY STREAM, N.Y. — Fred and Maria Owens were severely disappointed to discover their newborn baby has absolutely terrible stats…

7 years ago

Cruel and Unusual: Prison Console for Inmates Only Has Mad Catz Controller

ALLENTOWN, Penn. — Alleghany County Jail admitted today, in a shocking revelation, that the XBOX it allows prisoners to spend…

7 years ago

The Mooch Breaks White House Speed Run Record

WASHINGTON — Newly hired White House Communications Director Anthony “The Mooch” Scaramucci was fired by President Trump today, after only…

7 years ago

World’s Oldest Gamer? This Man Was Reportedly Born January 1, 1900

DUBUQUE, Iowa — A previously unknown supercentenarian has been discovered and it turns out he’s an avid gamer, sources say.…

7 years ago

NSA Denies Watching Your Half of Screen

WASHINGTON – National Security Agency Director Michael S. Rogers released an official statement today denying all accusations that the NSA…

7 years ago

Nintendo Commits to Fully Develop, Promote, and Cancel Three New EarthBound Titles

REDMOND, Wash. — In a Nintendo Direct presentation today, Nintendo of America COO Reggie Fils-Aime revealed Nintendo’s upcoming plans to fully…

7 years ago

Paperboy Accosted for Throwing Fake News at Man’s Home

ANYTOWN, U.S. — Johnny Johnson, local paperboy, has been hospitalized after being severely beaten by local resident Grady Hollis for…

7 years ago

Our Writer Died One Sentence into this PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds Article

PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds is one of the most exciting new games on the Steam marketplace but many online players are complaining…

7 years ago