Video Games

San Andreas Man Convicted of 126,000 Counts of Murder

LOS SANTOS, S.A. — Carl "CJ" Johnson, who is being tried for killing 126,000 civilians in a single afternoon last…

7 years ago

Reclusive Arcade Gaming Legend AAA Returns to Face Rival ASS

NEW YORK — After years out of the limelight, mysterious gaming legend AAA finally plans to face his rival ASS…

7 years ago

Kinky Cartridge Loves When You Spit in Its Mouth

GLEN ROCK, N.J. — Alan Burton was shocked to find that his copy of Bad Dudes for the NES would…

7 years ago

World Trembles as North Korea Hits 25 Kill Streak

PYONGYANG, N.K. — Kim Jong-Un alarmed world leaders today after getting a 25 person kill streak, signifying his ability to…

7 years ago

Star Wars Battlefront 2 Announces Jar Jar Binks as Killable Character

EA Games and DICE have announced that those who pre-order the highly anticipated Star Wars Battlefront 2 will receive the…

7 years ago

World Champion Hearthstone Player Defeated by IBM’s Super-Powered Random Number Generator

LAS VEGAS — Reigning Hearthstone champion Pavel Beltukov lost a face off against IBM’s super-powered hearthstone-playing random number generator today,…

7 years ago

MMA Fighters Spend First Round Figuring out Their Moves

NEWARK, N.J. — A match-up on the undercard of last night’s Mayhem at the Metro event began unusually, as both…

7 years ago

Mega Man Forced to Absorb Power of Squirrel He Ran Over

RIDGEWOOD, N.J. — Mega Man was interrupted during routine weekend errands when his van hit and killed a squirrel that…

7 years ago

Streaming Pioneer: My Older Brother Forced me to Watch Him Play Video Games Decade Ago

There’s been a lot of talk lately about the growing phenomenon of e-sports and streamers. Tens of thousands of users…

7 years ago