Video Games

Four Dead in 20 Mph Collision With Bump in Road

ERANGEL, Russia — Four people died today when a Dacia 1300 collided with a small rock at the edge of…

7 years ago

We Interviewed Skateboarding Legend Darth Maul

At the dawn of the millennium, Sith Lord Darth Maul made a name for himself as one of the most…

7 years ago

New Steam Guidelines Allow Everything Except Half-Life 3

BELLEVUE, Wash. — In response to a number of controversial games being sold on their store, Valve has updated its…

7 years ago

Most Expensive Piece of Clothing Man Owns Fits Fortnite Character Perfectly

NEWARK, N.J. — After a week of below average tips and above average customer abuse, local barista Joseph Shapland decided…

7 years ago

Grand Theft Auto VI to Feature Rideshare Conversation Avoidance Mini-Game

NEW YORK — Rockstar Games has announced that the newest installment in its flagship Grand Theft Auto series will feature…

7 years ago

Report: Fuck Shit Goddamn Motherfucking Ass Shit Fuck

RALEIGH, N.C. — A lead change occurred in the final lap of the Rainbow Road Grand Prix last night during…

7 years ago

Gamer Jaded by Microtransactions Escapes to Local Trading Card Game Scene

FREMONT, Calif. — After hemorrhaging more than $100 for characters, skins, and various downloadable content over the past year, 24-year-old…

7 years ago

ACLU Publicly Drops Support for First Amendment After Discovering Sonic Fan Art

NEW YORK — In a press conference today, American Civil Liberties Union president Susan N. Herman announced that the organization…

7 years ago

PewDiePie and Fiancée Exchange Slurs

BRIGHTON, U.K. — In a small ceremony in front of close friends and family, Felix Kjellberg, more famously known by…

7 years ago