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Four Dead in 20 Mph Collision With Bump in RoadFour Dead in 20 Mph Collision With Bump in Road

Four Dead in 20 Mph Collision With Bump in Road

ERANGEL, Russia — Four people died today when a Dacia 1300 collided with a small rock at the edge of…

7 years ago
We Interviewed Skateboarding Legend Darth MaulWe Interviewed Skateboarding Legend Darth Maul

We Interviewed Skateboarding Legend Darth Maul

At the dawn of the millennium, Sith Lord Darth Maul made a name for himself as one of the most…

7 years ago
New Steam Guidelines Allow Everything Except Half-Life 3New Steam Guidelines Allow Everything Except Half-Life 3

New Steam Guidelines Allow Everything Except Half-Life 3

BELLEVUE, Wash. — In response to a number of controversial games being sold on their store, Valve has updated its…

7 years ago
Most Expensive Piece of Clothing Man Owns Fits Fortnite Character PerfectlyMost Expensive Piece of Clothing Man Owns Fits Fortnite Character Perfectly

Most Expensive Piece of Clothing Man Owns Fits Fortnite Character Perfectly

NEWARK, N.J. — After a week of below average tips and above average customer abuse, local barista Joseph Shapland decided…

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Grand Theft Auto VI to Feature Rideshare Conversation Avoidance Mini-GameGrand Theft Auto VI to Feature Rideshare Conversation Avoidance Mini-Game

Grand Theft Auto VI to Feature Rideshare Conversation Avoidance Mini-Game

NEW YORK — Rockstar Games has announced that the newest installment in its flagship Grand Theft Auto series will feature…

7 years ago
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Report: Fuck Shit Goddamn Motherfucking Ass Shit Fuck

RALEIGH, N.C. — A lead change occurred in the final lap of the Rainbow Road Grand Prix last night during…

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Gamer Jaded by Microtransactions Escapes to Local Trading Card Game SceneGamer Jaded by Microtransactions Escapes to Local Trading Card Game Scene

Gamer Jaded by Microtransactions Escapes to Local Trading Card Game Scene

FREMONT, Calif. — After hemorrhaging more than $100 for characters, skins, and various downloadable content over the past year, 24-year-old…

7 years ago
ACLU Publicly Drops Support for First Amendment After Discovering Sonic Fan ArtACLU Publicly Drops Support for First Amendment After Discovering Sonic Fan Art

ACLU Publicly Drops Support for First Amendment After Discovering Sonic Fan Art

NEW YORK — In a press conference today, American Civil Liberties Union president Susan N. Herman announced that the organization…

7 years ago
PewDiePie and Fiancée Exchange SlursPewDiePie and Fiancée Exchange Slurs

PewDiePie and Fiancée Exchange Slurs

BRIGHTON, U.K. — In a small ceremony in front of close friends and family, Felix Kjellberg, more famously known by…

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