December 8, 2020 Netflix Prodigy Plays 7 Episodes of ‘The Queen’s Gambit’ at the Same Time Netflix Prodigy Plays 7 Episodes of ‘The Queen’s Gambit’ at the Same Time LEXINGTON, Ky. — Orphan and streaming prodigy Bess Herman, 9, has shaken up the world of on-demand entertainment by playing seven episodes of the Netflix…
November 29, 2020 Dog Wastes Only Inventory Slot on Frisbee Dog Wastes Only Inventory Slot on Frisbee SEATTLE — Adorable old english sheepdog and total noob, Pancakes, blew the only slot in his extremely limited inventory on a single frisbee, disappointed sources…
September 22, 2020 Loser Spends Three Years Earning Master’s Degree When He Could’ve Been Writing a Sick D&D Campaign Loser Spends Three Years Earning Master’s Degree When He Could’ve Been Writing a Sick D&D Campaign RALEIGH, N.C. — A local graduate’s Masters of Fine Arts degree was tainted by the realization the past three years could have been spent crafting…
September 9, 2020 Powerful, Strategic Deck Decimated by Opponent’s ‘Have a Lot of Monsters’ Strategy Powerful, Strategic Deck Decimated by Opponent’s ‘Have a Lot of Monsters’ Strategy NASHVILLE — A weekly Magic: The Gathering tournament at local shop Boards & Swords featured a shocking first round upset, as a carefully crafted deck…
August 30, 2020 Dungeon Master Sneaks a Few Real Dice in With Those Sex Ones Dungeon Master Sneaks a Few Real Dice in With Those Sex Ones PITTSBURGH — A recent attempt at invigorating the intimacy of Dana Boyer’s relationship with an avid role-playing fanatic ended horribly after her husband Stephen Barker…
August 5, 2020 D&D Party Prepares for Yet Another Battle With How Much Their DM Sucks D&D Party Prepares for Yet Another Battle With How Much Their DM Sucks BOULDER, Colo. — A group of friends playing Dungeons & Dragons faced yet another encounter with the most difficult recurring villain in their campaign —…
July 11, 2020 Dungeon Master Increases Puzzle’s Difficulty by Describing It Shittily Dungeon Master Increases Puzzle’s Difficulty by Describing It Shittily SILVERTON, Ore. — In a groundbreaking move to combat his players’ adeptness at solving riddles and subverting challenges, local dungeon master Dan Richards supercharged the…
July 6, 2020 Hasbro Announces Monopoly: Monopoly Edition Hasbro Announces Monopoly: Monopoly Edition PAWTUCKET, R.I. — Hasbro announced the next installment of the beloved board game Monopoly with the commemorative Monopoly: Monopoly Edition. Each tile on the board…
May 26, 2020 D&D Party Plans Intervention for Character’s Item Hoarding D&D Party Plans Intervention for Character’s Item Hoarding GREENE, N.Y. — A local Dungeons and Dragons group recently completed a three hour session that was secretly planned as an intervention for the item…
