Tabletop Games

Uh Oh: Scrabble Opponent Knows the Weird Words

AMARILLO, Texas — An unassuming Scrabble game played with a relative’s new boyfriend reportedly led Jimmy Bachelor to a horrifying…

6 years ago

Friend Asking Around For Wood Like It Grows on Fucking Trees

BUFFALO, N.Y. — Novice Settlers of Catan player Jason Meyers reportedly made repeated pleas for wood from his fellow players…

6 years ago

UCB Opens “Improv for Dungeon Masters” Class

NEW YORK — Improv comedy theatre the Upright Citizens Brigade announced today that they will be offering a new set…

6 years ago

Mountain Goats Make Second Album In Row About People Who Don’t Get Enough Sun

DURHAM, N.C. — Seminal sad folk band the Mountain Goats announced their second album about people who don’t get enough…

6 years ago

Report: Rule Going Into Effect From Now On

ROCHESTER, N.Y. — A local game night was abruptly interrupted by the discovery that the group had been playing the…

6 years ago

Incredibly Lucky D&D Player Skyping In Has Rolled 7 Nat 20s in Row

LAKE GENEVA, Wisc. — The tenth session of a small Dungeons & Dragons game took a turn when Greg Atkinson,…

6 years ago

Every Character in D&D Campaign Just Slightly Modified ‘Critical Role’ Characters

RALEIGH, N.C. — After ten lengthy game sessions, members of a local D&D party came to the collective realization that…

6 years ago

Warhammer 40,000 Tournament Just Eight Guys Throwing Cash at Each Other

GARLAND, Texas —  Sources at the Wizard Castle Dragon gaming shop have reported that this month’s Warhammer 40,000 tournament was…

6 years ago

Metal Gear Solid Board Game Includes 2,000 Page Dialogue Script

EL SEGUNDO, Calif. — Video game publisher Konami announced a new board game based on their iconic Metal Gear Solid…

6 years ago