Tabletop Games

Campaign Finishes Three-Year Run Without DM

BELFAST, Ireland – Players of a local fantasy role-playing game expressed relief and exhaustion today after completing their campaign, ending…

6 years ago

New Board Game Uses All Your Other Unopened Board Games as Resource Tokens

CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. — Fantasy Flight Games released a highly anticipated new board game this week, titled Storage Worlds, which features…

6 years ago

Smithsonian Acquires Trap Card Used by Aaron Burr to Defeat Hamilton in Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel

WASHINGTON — The Smithsonian’s National Museum of American History announced this morning that they have acquired the original trap card…

6 years ago

OPINION: It’s Called Die

Hey wait a minute, why is this labelled as an opinion piece? It absolutely is called a die. This is…

6 years ago

Quiz: Is He Really Committed or Does He Just Need 4th For Catan?

So you’ve been dating your new prince charming for a while now, and you’re ready to take that next big…

6 years ago

‘Monopoly II: Aftermath’ Explores Life in Atlantic City Ravaged by Unfettered Capitalism

PAWTUCKET, R.I. — Hasbro, in a press release today, announced Monopoly II: Aftermath, a direct sequel to iconic board game…

6 years ago

Total ‘90s Kid Uses Pokémon Card to Chop Up Lines of Cocaine

HARTFORD, Conn. — Local resident Shane Dyson is reported to be expressing his devotion to the realest decade of all,…

6 years ago

1st Edition ‘Cards Against Humanity’ Bukkake Card Sells For Record Price at Auction

NEW YORK — A first-edition "Pixelated Bukkake" card from the game Cards Against Humanity sold for a record $6.9 million…

6 years ago

Rescue Team Gives Up Search for Comic Book Store Employee After Devastating Funko Pop Avalanche

BOSTON — Local comic book store employee Ellie Schneider was not discovered by the dispatch squad sent to retrieve her…

6 years ago