Tabletop Games

Lonely Gamer Just Wants Someone to Settle Down and Get Way Too Into Board Games With

MINNEAPOLIS — Lamenting the scarcity of eligible women in online voice chats, Darren McDaniels announced Wednesday that he simply could…

5 years ago

Pawn Gets Critical Hit in Chess Match

NEW YORK — A friendly chess match ended spectacularly when a white pawn got a critical hit on the black…

5 years ago

Opinion: Please Consider Adopting an Unwanted D&D Podcast Instead of Starting Your Own

There’s a point in every nerd’s life when they think about making a Dungeons & Dragons podcast. First, you’re jokingly…

5 years ago

D&D Party Member Rolls Perception Check to See If DM Knows What The Fuck He’s Doing

NEW YORK — On a hunch inspired by a very scatterbrained verbal description of the dungeon chamber the party had…

5 years ago

Natural 20 Wasted on Rogue’s Attempt to Do Cool Flip

ATLANTA — While beginning an adventure into the fantastical realm of Faerûn, players from a local Dungeons & Dragons group…

5 years ago

Tabletop Fallout RPG Somehow Still Full of Glitches

SEATTLE — A group of Fallout fans who recently purchased the Fallout tabletop RPG were dismayed to discover that it…

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‘Magic: The Gathering’ Anime to Be 12 Episodes of Nobody Having Enough Lands to Do Anything

LOS ANGELES — Following the announcement of a new Magic: The Gathering animated series to release on Netflix, directors Joe…

5 years ago

Bar Fight at Warhammer Convention Enters Third Day

SCHAUMBURG, Ill. — A bar fight that broke out near a local Warhammer tabletop wargaming convention has now entered its…

5 years ago

Settlers of Catan Player Receives Passive-Aggressive ‘Longest Turn’ Card

BALTIMORE — After collecting seven resources off the roll, trading with two other players, then using twelve resources and a…

5 years ago