Tabletop Games

Players Argue There is No Rule in the Dungeon Master’s Guide That Says Dog Can’t Play D&D

FERNFIELD, Wash. — Four Dungeons & Dragons players put their DM in a tough spot this past weekend when they…

5 years ago

Millennials Playing D&D Confused by Concept of Long Rest

LINCOLN, R.I. — What was originally intended to be a raucous night of drinking, bonding, and doing silly voices was…

5 years ago

Overly Cautious D&D Party Still in Starting Tavern After 10 Sessions

MADISON, Wis. — An overly cautious Dungeons & Dragons party is reportedly still lingering in the Purple Pig Tavern, the…

5 years ago

Man Loses All His Friends After Removing Hat With +3 Charisma

NEW YORK — Local man Nolan Brubaker’s social life is in tatters after the 30-year-old removed his Hat of +3…

5 years ago

Wendy’s Releases Twenty-Sided Bacon Cheeseburger

DUBLIN, Ohio – In a press conference today, Wendy's announced a new twenty-sided bacon cheeseburger which will be released later…

5 years ago

Dungeon Master Really Wishes Player Wouldn’t Swish Dice in Their Mouth Before Every Roll

GREENVILLE, S.C. — A local Dungeons and Dragons group is being torn apart by player Martin Bellamy’s insistence on swishing…

5 years ago

Thousands Dead After Rocky Mountains Tapped for One Red Mana

CHEYENNE, Wyo. — Tragedy struck North America when a planeswalker tapped the Rocky Mountains for one red mana, killing tens…

5 years ago

Critical Role Fan Surprised His DM Not Performing at Level of Award-Winning Voice Actor

BINGHAMTON, N.Y. — During the first session of a game of Dungeons & Dragons with a new group this morning,…

5 years ago

Modern-Day Frankenstein Homebrews People to Play D&D With

SHEBOYGAN, Wisc. — In an act of hubris that defied the very laws of nature, avid D&D player and modern-day…

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