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Angry D&D Player Throws Handful of Dice at DM for 8d6 Bludgeoning DamageAngry D&D Player Throws Handful of Dice at DM for 8d6 Bludgeoning Damage

Angry D&D Player Throws Handful of Dice at DM for 8d6 Bludgeoning Damage

RENTON, Wash. — Local dungeon master Sean Murdoch was rushed to the hospital yesterday evening, after his player and cousin…

5 years ago
D&D Player Argues Their Roll Still Counts After Die Goes Through Rube Goldberg MachineD&D Player Argues Their Roll Still Counts After Die Goes Through Rube Goldberg Machine

D&D Player Argues Their Roll Still Counts After Die Goes Through Rube Goldberg Machine

CHICAGO — Dungeons & Dragons player Joanna Bateman claimed her natural 20 should be recognized even though the die went…

5 years ago
Guy Stuck in Jumanji for 30 Years Just Wants to Consult Rulebook to See If That Was Supposed to HappenGuy Stuck in Jumanji for 30 Years Just Wants to Consult Rulebook to See If That Was Supposed to Happen

Guy Stuck in Jumanji for 30 Years Just Wants to Consult Rulebook to See If That Was Supposed to Happen

JUMANJI — Board game enthusiast Jesse Harrington just wants to know if it says somewhere in the rules if he’s…

5 years ago
Host Offers Choice Between This Really Dope Board Game That Sounds Awesome and Two OthersHost Offers Choice Between This Really Dope Board Game That Sounds Awesome and Two Others

Host Offers Choice Between This Really Dope Board Game That Sounds Awesome and Two Others

SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local game night host Paul Cumiskey has been subjected to heavy criticism following guests’ accusations of bias…

5 years ago
Warhammer 40k TV Show to Release in Black and White So Viewers Can Color It to Their LikingWarhammer 40k TV Show to Release in Black and White So Viewers Can Color It to Their Liking

Warhammer 40k TV Show to Release in Black and White So Viewers Can Color It to Their Liking

SEATTLE — Warhammer 40,000 showrunner Frank Spotnitz revealed today that the upcoming television show will be released in black and…

6 years ago
Casual Yu-Gi-Oh! Tournament Held Up as Competitors Share Tragic BackstoriesCasual Yu-Gi-Oh! Tournament Held Up as Competitors Share Tragic Backstories

Casual Yu-Gi-Oh! Tournament Held Up as Competitors Share Tragic Backstories

FLUSHING, N.Y. — A Yu-Gi-Oh! tournament at local comic store Pages and Pieces was held up for several hours today…

6 years ago
How King Henry VIII Became the World’s First Gamer by Rerolling Pregnancy Until He Got a Child With Good StatsHow King Henry VIII Became the World’s First Gamer by Rerolling Pregnancy Until He Got a Child With Good Stats

How King Henry VIII Became the World’s First Gamer by Rerolling Pregnancy Until He Got Child With Good Stats

Anyone who has read the Wikipedia page for King Henry VIII knows that he “was King of England from 1509…

6 years ago
Simpsons-Themed Monopoly Game Only Fun for 10 or 11 TurnsSimpsons-Themed Monopoly Game Only Fun for 10 or 11 Turns

Simpsons-Themed Monopoly Game Only Fun for 10 or 11 Turns

ALPENA, Mich. —  A recent game of a Simpsons themed version of the classic board game Monopoly only proved to…

6 years ago
‘Magic: the Gathering’ Player Confident Opponent Isn’t Ready for New Deck’s Secret Weapon‘Magic: the Gathering’ Player Confident Opponent Isn’t Ready for New Deck’s Secret Weapon

‘Magic: the Gathering’ Player Confident Opponent Isn’t Ready for New Deck’s Secret Weapon

NEW YORK — Local Magic: the Gathering player George Plott told friends that he possesses a new deck with a…

6 years ago
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