Tabletop Games

Terrified ‘Hearthstone’ Escapee Not Convinced ‘Slay the Spire’ Won’t Eventually Charge Him $40 for New CardsTerrified ‘Hearthstone’ Escapee Not Convinced ‘Slay the Spire’ Won’t Eventually Charge Him $40 for New Cards

Terrified ‘Hearthstone’ Escapee Not Convinced ‘Slay the Spire’ Won’t Eventually Charge Him $40 for New Cards

ARLINGTON, Texas — Local Hearthstone refugee and Slay the Spire player Jon Burke reportedly can’t shake the feeling that the…

5 years ago
Dad Playing ‘Secret Hitler’ Cannot Comprehend That the Liberals Are the Good GuysDad Playing ‘Secret Hitler’ Cannot Comprehend That the Liberals Are the Good Guys

Dad Playing ‘Secret Hitler’ Cannot Comprehend That the Liberals Are the Good Guys

MINEOLA, N.Y. — Tom Castellano was reportedly unable to comprehend that the liberal team were being presented as the good…

5 years ago
Grandpa Wishes He Had Used Bathroom Before Having Soul Sealed in Playing CardGrandpa Wishes He Had Used Bathroom Before Having Soul Sealed in Playing Card

Grandpa Wishes He Had Used Bathroom Before Having Soul Sealed in Playing Card

DOMINO CITY, Japan — After having his soul trapped inside a playing card, local game shop owner Solomon Muto has…

5 years ago
Therapist and Patient Spend Their First Few Sessions Making Character SheetsTherapist and Patient Spend Their First Few Sessions Making Character Sheets

Therapist and Patient Spend Their First Few Sessions Making Character Sheets

SAN FRANCISCO — Local tabletop gamer and new therapy patient Elliot Booker spent his first three sessions with Dr. Elijah…

5 years ago
Level 16 Warlock Still Can’t Identify a d8Level 16 Warlock Still Can’t Identify a d8

Level 16 Warlock Still Can’t Identify d8

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. —  Local gamer Steven Chen reportedly held up a d10 when asked to roll 8d8 necrotic damage, despite…

5 years ago
D&D Player Wears Wire to Game After Friends Insist They Won’t Start a PodcastD&D Player Wears Wire to Game After Friends Insist They Won’t Start a Podcast

D&D Player Wears Wire to Game After Friends Insist They Won’t Start Podcast

BROOKLYN —  Local Dungeon Master Brian Goldberg’s most recent Dungeons and Dragons session ended in controversy yesterday, after the 26-year-old…

5 years ago
No One Wants To Play Your Weird German Game About Trains, DudeNo One Wants To Play Your Weird German Game About Trains, Dude

No One Wants To Play Your Weird German Game About Trains, Dude

AUSTIN, Texas — Breaking reports from your irate friends indicate that no one has any interest in learning that weird…

5 years ago
Magic Player Has Disgusting Pack-a-Day HabitMagic Player Has Disgusting Pack-a-Day Habit

Magic Player Has Disgusting Pack-a-Day Habit

BEAVERTON, Ore. — Friends and family of Magic: The Gathering enthusiast Gabe Roberts have said that the once-casual player has…

5 years ago
Dungeon Master Finally Writes Perfect Campaign, Distributes Scripts to PlayersDungeon Master Finally Writes Perfect Campaign, Distributes Scripts to Players

Dungeon Master Finally Writes Perfect Campaign, Distributes Scripts to Players

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. — Dungeon Master Daniel Hyde recently finished writing his ideal D&D campaign and released the final draft…

5 years ago