Tabletop Games

Netflix Prodigy Plays 7 Episodes of ‘The Queen’s Gambit’ at the Same TimeNetflix Prodigy Plays 7 Episodes of ‘The Queen’s Gambit’ at the Same Time

Netflix Prodigy Plays 7 Episodes of ‘The Queen’s Gambit’ at the Same Time

LEXINGTON, Ky. — Orphan and streaming prodigy Bess Herman, 9, has shaken up the world of on-demand entertainment by playing…

4 years ago
Dog Wastes Only Inventory Slot on FrisbeeDog Wastes Only Inventory Slot on Frisbee

Dog Wastes Only Inventory Slot on Frisbee

SEATTLE — Adorable old english sheepdog and total noob, Pancakes, blew the only slot in his extremely limited inventory on…

4 years ago
Loser Spends Three Years Earning Master’s Degree When He Could’ve Been Writing a Sick D&D CampaignLoser Spends Three Years Earning Master’s Degree When He Could’ve Been Writing a Sick D&D Campaign

Loser Spends Three Years Earning Master’s Degree When He Could’ve Been Writing Sick D&D Campaign

RALEIGH, N.C. — A local graduate’s Masters of Fine Arts degree was tainted by the realization the past three years…

5 years ago
Powerful, Strategic Deck Decimated by Opponent’s ‘Have a Lot of Monsters’ StrategyPowerful, Strategic Deck Decimated by Opponent’s ‘Have a Lot of Monsters’ Strategy

Powerful, Strategic Deck Decimated by Opponent’s ‘Have Lot of Monsters’ Strategy

NASHVILLE — A weekly Magic: The Gathering tournament at local shop Boards & Swords featured a shocking first round upset,…

5 years ago
Dungeon Master Sneaks a Few Real Dice in With Those Sex OnesDungeon Master Sneaks a Few Real Dice in With Those Sex Ones

Dungeon Master Sneaks Few Real Dice in With Those Sex Ones

PITTSBURGH — A recent attempt at invigorating the intimacy of Dana Boyer’s relationship with an avid role-playing fanatic ended horribly…

5 years ago
D&D Party Prepares for Yet Another Battle With How Much Their DM SucksD&D Party Prepares for Yet Another Battle With How Much Their DM Sucks

D&D Party Prepares for Yet Another Battle With How Much Their DM Sucks

BOULDER, Colo. —  A group of friends playing Dungeons & Dragons faced yet another encounter with the most difficult recurring…

5 years ago
Dungeon Master Increases Puzzle’s Difficulty by Describing It ShittilyDungeon Master Increases Puzzle’s Difficulty by Describing It Shittily

Dungeon Master Increases Puzzle’s Difficulty by Describing It Shittily

SILVERTON, Ore. — In a groundbreaking move to combat his players’ adeptness at solving riddles and subverting challenges, local dungeon…

5 years ago
Hasbro Announces Monopoly: Monopoly EditionHasbro Announces Monopoly: Monopoly Edition

Hasbro Announces Monopoly: Monopoly Edition

PAWTUCKET, R.I. — Hasbro announced the next installment of the beloved board game Monopoly with the commemorative Monopoly: Monopoly Edition.…

5 years ago
D&D Party Plans Intervention for Character’s Item HoardingD&D Party Plans Intervention for Character’s Item Hoarding

D&D Party Plans Intervention for Character’s Item Hoarding

GREENE, N.Y. — A local Dungeons and Dragons group recently completed a three hour session that was secretly planned as…

5 years ago