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6 Years Ago I Decided to Invest in Either Bitcoin or Magic Cards and Now I’m Looking to Sell My Deck6 Years Ago I Decided to Invest in Either Bitcoin or Magic Cards and Now I’m Looking to Sell My Deck

6 Years Ago I Decided to Invest in Either Bitcoin or Magic Cards and Now I’m Looking to Sell My Deck

As you have no doubt heard by now, Bitcoin prices are soaring up to $18,000, making many early adopters very,…

8 years ago
Minor With 10 Charisma Buys AlcoholMinor With 10 Charisma Buys Alcohol

Minor With 10 Charisma Buys Alcohol

DENVER — Sources have reported that slick-talking seventeen-year-old, Marty Johnson, went into a grocery store and used his high charisma…

8 years ago
Where Are They Now? The Child Banished to Hell at the End of the Crossfire CommercialWhere Are They Now? The Child Banished to Hell at the End of the Crossfire Commercial

Where Are They Now? The Child Banished to Hell at the End of the Crossfire Commercial

FIFTH CIRCLE OF HELL — Every '90s kid remembers the classic commercial for the board game Crossfire: Two leather-clad children…

8 years ago
Sony Approves Settlers of Catan Movie Budget of 8,000 Wood, 9,000 Sheep, 4,000 Ore, 5,000 Wheat, 9,000 BrickSony Approves Settlers of Catan Movie Budget of 8,000 Wood, 9,000 Sheep, 4,000 Ore, 5,000 Wheat, 9,000 Brick

Sony Approves Settlers of Catan Movie Budget of 8,000 Wood, 9,000 Sheep, 4,000 Ore, 5,000 Wheat, 9,000 Brick

LOS ANGELES — Sony has approved a substantial budget for the upcoming Settlers of Catan movie, after much deliberation over…

8 years ago
Cards Against Humanity Shoves Magic: The Gathering Into LockerCards Against Humanity Shoves Magic: The Gathering Into Locker

Cards Against Humanity Shoves Magic: The Gathering Into Locker

HIGHLAND PARK, Ill.— Highland Park High School was rocked today by an appalling act of violence when Cards Against Humanity…

8 years ago
Group Finally Schedules Conversation about How Much Fun It Would Be to Play D&D Some TimeGroup Finally Schedules Conversation about How Much Fun It Would Be to Play D&D Some Time

Group Finally Schedules Conversation about How Much Fun It Would Be to Play D&D Some Time

BINGHAMTON, N.Y. — Zack Borman and a few of his friends were able to set aside a few hours, after…

8 years ago
World Champion Hearthstone Player Defeated by IBM’s Super-Powered Random Number GeneratorWorld Champion Hearthstone Player Defeated by IBM’s Super-Powered Random Number Generator

World Champion Hearthstone Player Defeated by IBM’s Super-Powered Random Number Generator

LAS VEGAS — Reigning Hearthstone champion Pavel Beltukov lost a face off against IBM’s super-powered hearthstone-playing random number generator today,…

8 years ago
Newborn Baby Has Terrible StatsNewborn Baby Has Terrible Stats

Newborn Baby Has Terrible Stats

VALLEY STREAM, N.Y. — Fred and Maria Owens were severely disappointed to discover their newborn baby has absolutely terrible stats…

8 years ago
D&D Group Overthrows Dungeon Master in Favor of Dungeon DemocracyD&D Group Overthrows Dungeon Master in Favor of Dungeon Democracy

D&D Group Overthrows Dungeon Master in Favor of Dungeon Democracy

DECATUR, Ga. — A local Dungeons & Dragons collective has ousted their overreaching despot today, in what is being reported…

8 years ago