Tabletop Games

Father Briefly Proud When Son Tells Him He’s Getting Into Deck Building

INVERNESS, Colo. —  Feelings of pride and unity briefly filled the home of the Grantham family yesterday, following a misunderstanding…

6 years ago

D&D Party Member With -3 Charisma Keeps Trying to Fucking Roll Deception

WASHINGTON — Sarah Huckabee Sanders, roleplaying as Press Secretary, was seen attempting yet another Deception roll despite her character sporting…

6 years ago

Woman Who’s Just ‘One of the Guys’ in D&D Group Roleplaying as Someone Who Doesn’t Find Them Sexist

SAN DIEGO — Sarah Rodriguez attended her weekly D&D meetup today where she roleplays as a human rogue woman named…

6 years ago

Guy in D&D Group Clearly Wants to Fuck His Character

LOS ANGELES — After numerous campaigns, it reportedly became obvious to members of a local Dungeons and Dragons group that…

6 years ago

White Guy Doesn’t Have Enough Mana to Play Race Card

CHICAGO — Local nerd Chris Patson found himself in a tight spot this morning during a political argument with his…

6 years ago

Gamer Jaded by Microtransactions Escapes to Local Trading Card Game Scene

FREMONT, Calif. — After hemorrhaging more than $100 for characters, skins, and various downloadable content over the past year, 24-year-old…

6 years ago

Sheep Can’t Believe He’s Being Traded for Fucking Wheat

CATAN — After intense trade negotiations concluded late Wednesday on the geographically diverse archipelago of Catan, a sheep belonging to…

6 years ago

Friend Group Meets Weekly for Board Game Rules Explanation Night

MISSISSAUGA, Ontario — After last week’s successful breakdown of the rules of Scotland Yard, a local group of friends met up…

6 years ago

Cooperative Board Game Isn’t

LOS ANGELES — A weekly game night at the home of Carmen Criss ended in chaos as a strategy disagreement…

7 years ago