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Asshole D&D Player Can’t Make Session Because ‘Their Parents Died’Asshole D&D Player Can’t Make Session Because ‘Their Parents Died’

Asshole D&D Player Can’t Make Session Because ‘Their Parents Died’

MIDDLETON, Wis. — Local dipshit and occasional tabletop gamer Christian Taylor has cancelled on his supposedly regular Dungeons and Dragons…

4 years ago
Millennial’s Retirement Portfolio Still Has a Few Empty SleevesMillennial’s Retirement Portfolio Still Has a Few Empty Sleeves

Millennial’s Retirement Portfolio Still Has Few Empty Sleeves

EVANSTON, Ill. — 28-year-old bartender Grace Federman reportedly discovered several empty sleeves in her retirement portfolio after going through the…

4 years ago
Bishop Zips Across Chessboard Outta Fuckin NowhereBishop Zips Across Chessboard Outta Fuckin Nowhere

Bishop Zips Across Chessboard Outta Fuckin Nowhere

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — In a major blow that took place just seconds into one of his first casual games,…

4 years ago
D&D Player Fails Stealth Check for Fart at TableD&D Player Fails Stealth Check for Fart at Table

D&D Player Fails Stealth Check for Fart at Table

WEATHERFORD, Okla. — A local tabletop roleplaying group is in disarray after player Joel Robinson failed the stealth check necessary…

4 years ago
Former Cards Against Humanity Writer Keeps Pitching ‘Cum Goblin’ to Wizards of the CoastFormer Cards Against Humanity Writer Keeps Pitching ‘Cum Goblin’ to Wizards of the Coast

Former Cards Against Humanity Writer Keeps Pitching ‘Cum Goblin’ to Wizards of the Coast

RENTON, Wash. — Former Cards Against Humanity writer Marc Weaver has reportedly frustrated his new coworkers at Magic: the Gathering…

4 years ago
Dungeons & Dragons Film Stalled After Chris Pine Chooses Charisma as Dump StatDungeons & Dragons Film Stalled After Chris Pine Chooses Charisma as Dump Stat

Dungeons & Dragons Film Stalled After Chris Pine Chooses Charisma as Dump Stat

LOS ANGELES — Paramount’s troubled Dungeons & Dragons adaptation hit yet another roadblock today after lead Chris Pine chose Charisma…

4 years ago
Deluxe Edition of Board Game Includes Four Friends Willing to Play and Not Bitch the Whole TimeDeluxe Edition of Board Game Includes Four Friends Willing to Play and Not Bitch the Whole Time

Deluxe Edition of Board Game Includes Four Friends Willing to Play and Not Bitch the Whole Time

LOS ALTOS, Calif. — Astral Plane Games, publisher of the popular worker placement board game Solis Occasum, has released a…

4 years ago
Single D&D Session Gives New Player Confidence to Buy $50 Worth of AccessoriesSingle D&D Session Gives New Player Confidence to Buy $50 Worth of Accessories

Single D&D Session Gives New Player Confidence to Buy $50 Worth of Accessories

ATLANTA — New Dungeons and Dragons enthusiast Clarissa Elliotte reportedly bought $50 worth of accessories after playing her first session…

4 years ago