December 13, 2020 Groundbreaking RPG Gives Player Moral Conundrum With Dozens of Ways to Say ‘Yes’ Groundbreaking RPG Gives Player Moral Conundrum With Dozens of Ways to Say ‘Yes’ EDMONTON, Alberta — Developer Bioware has announced that their latest Mass Effect game will be the deepest dive into moral dilemmas yet, featuring more ways…
December 12, 2020 Why My Shitty Dead-End Office Job Means No Video Game Developer Should Complain Ever Why My Shitty Dead-End Office Job Means No Video Game Developer Should Complain Ever As video games become an even larger part of our culture, the conversation over overtime work, employee crunch, and unions are getting more and more…
December 12, 2020 Gamer Who Bought Entire Trilogy on Sale Quits Halfway Through First Game Gamer Who Bought Entire Trilogy on Sale Quits Halfway Through First Game DES PLAINES, Ill. — Local gamer James Johnson, who recently purchased the Assassin’s Creed: Ezio Trilogy collection, has reportedly quit halfway through the first entry,…
December 11, 2020 Guy Who Didn’t Have $60 All Year Thinks Genshin Impact Was Snubbed at Game Awards Guy Who Didn’t Have $60 All Year Thinks Genshin Impact Was Snubbed at Game Awards ARLINGTON, Va. — A gamer who was furloughed from his job earlier this year and has therefore had minimal recreational spending money claims that Genshin…
December 11, 2020 Games Award Presenter Christopher Nolan Urges People to Play Games in Theaters on the Big Screen Games Award Presenter Christopher Nolan Urges People to Play Games in Theaters on the Big Screen LOS ANGELES — Presenter Christopher Nolan delivered an ad libbed plea to the audience at tonight’s Game Awards to play video games in crowded movie…
December 10, 2020 Struggling to Fill Time, Geoff Keighley Looks Around Room to Improvise Game Announcement Struggling to Fill Time, Geoff Keighley Looks Around Room to Improvise Game Announcement LOS ANGELES — Speaking slowly while his eyes darted around his home for inspiration to help him ad-lib, gaming news personality Geoff Keighley improvised an…
December 10, 2020 Ad Blocker Makes Game Awards 7 Minutes Long Ad Blocker Makes Game Awards 7 Minutes Long LOS ANGELES— The 2020 Game Awards were reduced to an anemic seven minutes of content after audience members tuned in to the industry award show…
December 10, 2020 ‘Hades’ Video Game Inexplicably Wins TIME’s 2020 Person of the Year ‘Hades’ Video Game Inexplicably Wins TIME’s 2020 Person of the Year NEW YORK — TIME Magazine has shocked the world, announcing today that their 2020 Person of the Year is inexplicably Supergiant Games’ roguelike Hades, beating…
December 9, 2020 Persona 5 Fans Speak Out Against City of Tokyo for Blatant Rip-Off of Shibuya Crossing Persona 5 Fans Speak Out Against City of Tokyo for Blatant Rip-Off of Shibuya Crossing TOKYO — Persona 5 fans online are speaking out against the city of Tokyo today after eagle-eyed social media users discovered evidence that a popular…
