December 18, 2020 J.J. Abrams-Directed Episode of Mandalorian Reveals Wait No His Name Actually Is Baby Yoda J.J. Abrams-Directed Episode of Mandalorian Reveals Wait No His Name Actually Is Baby Yoda SAN FRANCISCO — The J.J. Abrams helmed season finale of The Mandaorian has revealed that the name of the adorable creature that viewers are fixated…
December 17, 2020 No, No, Game Developer Actually Loves Watching Speedrunner Exploit Hundreds of Bugs He Missed No, No, Game Developer Actually Loves Watching Speedrunner Exploit Hundreds of Bugs He Missed SAN FRANCISCO — Despite the sweat dripping from his forehead while watching his video game be absolutely decimated live on Twitch, game developer Sean McKittrick…
December 17, 2020 Dad’s Insurance Only Covers Mad Catz Pacemaker Dad’s Insurance Only Covers Mad Catz Pacemaker ARENA, Wis. — Local father Andrew Nikket has become the first ever recipient of a Mad Catz pacemaker this week, the best he could afford…
December 16, 2020 Development Hell: 12 Years After Trailer, Still No Word When IGN’s ‘Legend of Zelda’ Live Action Movie Will Release Development Hell: 12 Years After Trailer, Still No Word When IGN’s ‘Legend of Zelda’ Live Action Movie Will Release SAN FRANCISCO — After years of mis-management and a revolving door of directors and producers, IGN’s much-anticipated live-action film adaptation of The Legend of Zelda…
December 16, 2020 Donald Trump Retracts Lawsuit Barring Pokémon Company From Using Likeness in Muk Cards Donald Trump Retracts Lawsuit Barring Pokémon Company From Using Likeness in Muk Cards WASHINGTON — Following a string of other legal concessions in the waning days of his term, President Donald Trump announced this morning that he would…
December 15, 2020 CD Projekt Red Hires Elon Musk to Oversee All Future Failed Launches CD Projekt Red Hires Elon Musk to Oversee All Future Failed Launches WARSAW — Following the tumultuous release of their long anticipated RPG CyberPunk 2077, CD Projekt Red has appointed entrepreneur and SpaceX Founder and CEO Elon…
December 14, 2020 Report: This Article Can Run DOOM Report: This Article Can Run DOOM NEW YORK — Reddit users on the popular r/itrunsdoom were reportedly surprised to learn that an article on video game news website Hard Drive titled…
December 14, 2020 CD Projekt Red Clarifies That Any Racist Content Found in Cyberpunk Is Probably Just a Glitch CD Projekt Red Clarifies That Any Racist Content Found in Cyberpunk Is Probably Just a Glitch WARSAW — CD Projekt Red has confirmed that anything racist that players may find in their game Cyberpunk 2077 is probably just one of its…
December 13, 2020 Single D&D Session Gives New Player Confidence to Buy $50 Worth of Accessories Single D&D Session Gives New Player Confidence to Buy $50 Worth of Accessories ATLANTA — New Dungeons and Dragons enthusiast Clarissa Elliotte reportedly bought $50 worth of accessories after playing her first session of the tabletop roleplaying game.…
