February 1, 2022 Mom Excited to Tell You About New Game She Heard of Called “Minecraft” Mom Excited to Tell You About New Game She Heard of Called “Minecraft” SARATOGA SPRINGS, Fla. — Local sources report that Mom has been excited to call you, as she learned about one of those video games you…
February 1, 2022 Pokémon Legends: Arceus Is Exactly the Game Fans Begged For in Like 2011 Pokémon Legends: Arceus Is Exactly the Game Fans Begged For in Like 2011 The internet has blown up with praise for Pokémon Legends: Arceus, Game Freak’s newest edition to the long-running Pokémon series, and arguably its best game…
January 31, 2022 What Does the Sony/Bungie Deal Mean for Me, a Weird Guy Who Still Just Plays Geometry Wars? What Does the Sony/Bungie Deal Mean for Me, a Weird Guy Who Still Just Plays Geometry Wars? Hello gamer! I’m sure you’ve heard the big news of the day. Following Microsoft’s acquisition of Bethesda for a zillion dollars, today Sony has purchased…
January 31, 2022 GameFAQs Adds ‘Private Mode’ For Gamers Who Want To Look Up Humiliating Walkthroughs GameFAQs Adds ‘Private Mode’ For Gamers Who Want To Look Up Humiliating Walkthroughs SAN FRANCISCO — Mainstay video game walkthrough website GameFAQs rolled out a new highly-requested “Private Mode” feature for gamers looking to hide their humiliating walkthrough…
January 31, 2022 How Banjo and Kazooie’s Ethical Non-Monogamy Saved Their Workplace Relationship How Banjo and Kazooie’s Ethical Non-Monogamy Saved Their Workplace Relationship SPIRAL MOUNTAIN 一 Saying that the agreement has helped protect them from past feelings of staleness and frustration in their romantic commitment to one another,…
January 30, 2022 Redditor Commenting “And That’s Enough Internet for Me Today” Enjoys Five Seconds of Life Before Reopening Reddit Redditor Commenting “And That’s Enough Internet for Me Today” Enjoys Five Seconds of Life Before Reopening Reddit PHILADELPHIA 一 A Reddit user reportedly enjoyed an unprecedented five continuous seconds of his life earlier today, between commenting on a post that he has…
January 30, 2022 Quentin Tarantino Says His Next Genre Homage Project Will Be a Love Letter to Monty Python Quentin Tarantino Says His Next Genre Homage Project Will Be a Love Letter to Monty Python LOS ANGELES — Filmmaker Quentin Tarantino has announced his official foray into comedy with a Monty Python-inspired project titled Snake Belly. “I’ve included comical sequences…
January 29, 2022 Introduction of Alcoholic Mountain Dew Leaves Gamer Wondering What Has Been Getting Them Drunk This Whole Time Introduction of Alcoholic Mountain Dew Leaves Gamer Wondering What Has Been Getting Them Drunk This Whole Time MELBOURNE, Fla. — With the recent rollout of alcoholic Mountain Dew drinks, local gamer Jacob Wright has been left to wonder what has been getting…
January 28, 2022 Experts Predict That Weapon Drop Is Coming Any Minute Now Experts Predict That Weapon Drop Is Coming Any Minute Now THE SHRINKING ZONE OF SAFETY — A group of scientists has posited a theory that not only is our civilization in actuality a computer simulation…
