May 13, 2021 Earth 616 Residents Wary of New Vaccine Developed by Team of Brilliant Scientists Earth 616 Residents Wary of New Vaccine Developed by Team of Brilliant Scientists NEW YORK â Residents of Earth 616âs New York City are reportedly wary of a new COVID-19 vaccine that was created by the top scientists…
May 12, 2021 New GTA “Israel Mode” Gives Civilians a Little Pocket Knife so You Feel Better About Going on Murderous Rampage New GTA “Israel Mode” Gives Civilians a Little Pocket Knife so You Feel Better About Going on Murderous Rampage NEW YORK â Grand Theft Auto 5 is getting a new Israel-themed game mode that gives tiny pocket knives to pedestrians, meaning you can murder…
May 11, 2021 Newest Weird Jeff Goldblum Commercial Not Even an Ad for Anything Newest Weird Jeff Goldblum Commercial Not Even an Ad for Anything LOS ANGELES â A national thirty second television spot featuring iconic actor Jeff Goldblum does not appear to actually be spreading awareness of any brand…
May 10, 2021 Jeff Bezos Sees Nothing Wrong With Funding Two Shows About How Lex Luthorâs Arch Nemesis Is Actually the Bad Guy Jeff Bezos Sees Nothing Wrong With Funding Two Shows About How Lex Luthorâs Arch Nemesis Is Actually the Bad Guy SEATTLE â Â Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos reportedly said today that thereâs ânothing weirdâ about the fact that two popular television shows, The Boys and Invincible,…
May 8, 2021 Retrospective: We Look Back at âSuper Mario 1D Worldâ Retrospective: We Look Back at âSuper Mario 1D Worldâ With the recent releases of Super Mario 3D All-Stars and Super Mario 3D World, gamers are reflecting on the long legacy of the Mario franchise.…
May 7, 2021 Tedious Baseball Video Game Makes You Play in Minor League for Almost a Whole Season Tedious Baseball Video Game Makes You Play in Minor League for Almost a Whole Season SAN DIEGO â MLB: The Show 21 has received criticism from fans for its single-player campaign, Road to the Show, which forces the main character…
May 5, 2021 Villager Warns Children About Spooky House No One Has Left in 11 Months Villager Warns Children About Spooky House No One Has Left in 11 Months DESERTED ISLAND â Shaking as he described the terrors that might lie inside, local island resident Lobo warned a group of children that no one…
May 4, 2021 Review: âNew Pokemon Snapâ Lets You Take Sexy Photos of Pokemon (Assuming You Already Find Pokemon Inherently Sexy) Review: âNew Pokemon Snapâ Lets You Take Sexy Photos of Pokemon (Assuming You Already Find Pokemon Inherently Sexy) After more than 20 years, Nintendoâs beloved cult hit PokĂ©mon Snap has returned with a sequel that offers the same atmosphere, adventure, and fun. It…
May 3, 2021 Incredible: How This Millennial Was Able to Buy Their Own Farm at 21 All On Their Own Incredible: How This Millennial Was Able to Buy Their Own Farm at 21 All On Their Own While most millennials are worrying about paying off their college debt and working multiple jobs to make ends meet, one millennial was able to pull…
