January 31, 2020 Idris Elba Should Be the Next Gex the Gecko Idris Elba Should Be the Next Gex the Gecko We all know Gex the Gecko is a pop culture icon. The gecko’s antics are a sight to behold, his tail whips only equaled in…
January 30, 2020 I Didn’t Spend 50 Years Breastfeeding Baby Yoda for Some Asshole in a Helmet to Get All the Credit I Didn’t Spend 50 Years Breastfeeding Baby Yoda for Some Asshole in a Helmet to Get All the Credit Fifty years is a long time. Almost as long as my nipples after half a century of breastfeeding. Seriously, my poor areolas are as tattered…
January 6, 2020 Ranked: Every Single Jewish Video Game Character Ever Ranked: Every Single Jewish Video Game Character Ever As gamers, we don’t do enough to celebrate the vast history of Jewish heritage in video games, and we here at Hard Drive want to…
December 25, 2019 Merry PISSmas, Shitbird! It’s Time to Kick Ass and Spread Cheer, and I’m All Out of Cheer Merry PISSmas, Shitbird! It’s Time to Kick Ass and Spread Cheer, and I’m All Out of Cheer Ho-ho-hail to the king, baby! It’s me, God’s gift to women, Duke Nukem, here to wish you season’s greetings…or at least, that was the plan,…
December 25, 2019 Opinion: All 172 Episodes of ‘Star Trek: Voyager’ Are a Christmas Movie Opinion: All 172 Episodes of ‘Star Trek: Voyager’ Are a Christmas Movie Another holiday season is upon us and with it comes the yearly internet argument about whether or not all 7,740 hours of the landmark science…
December 16, 2019 Opinion: How the Fuck Am I a Normal Type Pokémon? Opinion: How the Fuck Am I a Normal Type Pokémon? What does the word “normal” mean to you? Is it plain? Regular? What springs to mind when you think of it? I bet you picture…
December 15, 2019 Pokémon Is Kind of Fucked Up If You Think About It Pokémon Is Kind of Fucked Up If You Think About It A lot of people don’t realize this, but if you think about it — and I mean really think about it — these Pokémon games…
December 11, 2019 5 Times Everyone Thought Sly Cooper Was Hot and Not Just Me 5 Times Everyone Thought Sly Cooper Was Hot and Not Just Me There are video game characters out there that are just downright hot. Noctis from Final Fantasy XV? Hot. Bayonetta from Bayonetta? Hot! There are plenty…
November 26, 2019 The Next ‘Dark Souls’? I Can’t Figure Out This Captcha The Next ‘Dark Souls’? I Can’t Figure Out This Captcha Move over Sekiro! If you’re looking for a new game that’s insanely difficult, I may have discovered the new Dark Souls: this stupid CAPTCHA that’s preventing…
