September 29, 2017 Why Spend $80 on an SNES Classic When You Can Install Emulators on a Raspberry Pi and Never Shut the Fuck Up About It? Why Spend $80 on an SNES Classic When You Can Install Emulators on a Raspberry Pi and Never Shut the Fuck Up About It? Nintendo’s highly coveted SNES Classic Mini system comes out today and is certain to be a hot item. A word of advice to gamers who…
September 19, 2017 Opinion: If You Live in My Sims Town, You Better Learn to Speak Gibberish Opinion: If You Live in My Sims Town, You Better Learn to Speak Gibberish Original article has been translated from Simlish for clarity. Immigration continues to be a dividing issue, and it can be hard to find the…
September 9, 2017 Opinion: The Terrorists Only Win If We Let Them Change Our Way of Life or If They Hold This Base for Two Minutes Opinion: The Terrorists Only Win If We Let Them Change Our Way of Life or If They Hold This Base for Two Minutes Terrorism continues to be a looming threat our beloved country faces. The only way to effectively stand to its evil is to never let it…
September 1, 2017 It’s Unethical to Bring Children into a World That Doesn’t Have Kingdom Hearts III Yet It’s Unethical to Bring Children into a World That Doesn’t Have Kingdom Hearts III Yet Do you have kids? If you answered yes, then you are a monster. How could you bring children into such a cruel, callous world that…
August 5, 2017 Streaming Pioneer: My Older Brother Forced me to Watch Him Play Video Games a Decade Ago Streaming Pioneer: My Older Brother Forced me to Watch Him Play Video Games a Decade Ago There’s been a lot of talk lately about the growing phenomenon of e-sports and streamers. Tens of thousands of users are tuning in to watch…
July 18, 2017 Help! I Can’t Get Past the Part in Dark Souls 3 Where My Wife Threatens to Take the Kids and Go Help! I Can’t Get Past the Part in Dark Souls 3 Where My Wife Threatens to Take the Kids and Go Help! I’ve been playing Dark Souls nonstop for the past three weeks and I’m completely stuck. Does anyone know how to get past the part…
July 4, 2017 I Get It, I Wouldn’t Play Injustice 2 as Me Either (Guest Column by Captain Cold) I Get It, I Wouldn’t Play Injustice 2 as Me Either (Guest Column by Captain Cold) Looks like there’s a new top ice-themed super-villain around these parts and it ain’t that bucket-head Mr. Freeze. It’s me, Captain Cold, the newest member…
June 28, 2017 I Don’t Care If You Agree With His Policies, Bowser Is Your King I Don’t Care If You Agree With His Policies, Bowser Is Your King Not your king, huh? Grow up. Quick question: are you a citizen of the Mushroom Kingdom? And is there a giant black flag with Bowser’s…
June 9, 2017 Here’s Why I Pre-Ordered the Sucker Edition for $2500 Here’s Why I Pre-Ordered the Sucker Edition for $2500 If you’re going to be a gamer, you need to know a good deal when you see one. When the gaming market went from hard…
