March 12, 2018 I Will Not Play the New Smash Bros Unless it Includes All 642 of These Characters I Will Not Play the New Smash Bros Unless it Includes All 642 of These Characters I love Smash Bros as much as the next guy, but if the new game being made for the Nintendo Switch doesn’t include EVERY SINGLE…
March 7, 2018 Winning for Losers: How to Win at Camping by Being the Only Survivor Winning for Losers: How to Win at Camping by Being the Only Survivor Hello. Iâm Greg Parker, eSports legend and streaming megastar (despite what you may have heard, my lawyer says I will be getting all my accounts…
March 4, 2018 If Video Games Make Children More Violent, Why Do They Keep Losing Fistfights Against Me? If Video Games Make Children More Violent, Why Do They Keep Losing Fistfights Against Me? All great scientists are called maniacs in their time, and I am no exception. Â Is it âcrazyâ to conduct your own experiments? To gather your…
February 22, 2018 Video Games Must Be Art Because I Don’t Feel Bad Stealing Them Video Games Must Be Art Because I Don’t Feel Bad Stealing Them A common thought shared by the generation preceding mine is that video games are not to be considered art, even if they do have merit…
February 16, 2018 Hereâs a Helpful Rundown of Dark Souls Lore for You Pathetic Nintendo Casuals Hereâs a Helpful Rundown of Dark Souls Lore for You Pathetic Nintendo Casuals Dark Souls is coming out for the Nintendo Switch despite the fact Nintendo consoles are only for children. I would question FromSoftwareâs decision to honor…
February 9, 2018 I Refuse to Believe This Character Made of Ice Could Be Gay I Refuse to Believe This Character Made of Ice Could Be Gay Right off the bat, I wanna be very clear about something: Iâm the #1 Iceman fan in the world, OK? If you arenât familiar with…
February 8, 2018 Designing Video Games is Hard Work, But the Millions of Angry Players Make It All Worthwhile Designing Video Games is Hard Work, But the Millions of Angry Players Make It All Worthwhile Iâve sacrificed a lot to become a game designer at a major studio. I have spent long nights staring at computer screens, missed out on…
February 3, 2018 I Screamed Like Goku at Bible Study and Now They’re Giving Me an Exorcism I Screamed Like Goku at Bible Study and Now They’re Giving Me an Exorcism Ever since I heard people do these âScream Like Gokuâ events on Facebook, Iâve been wanting to get my Super Saiyan and join the fun.…
January 20, 2018 8 Things DC Could Learn From âHappy Daysâ About Cohesive Cinematic Universes 8 Things DC Could Learn From âHappy Daysâ About Cohesive Cinematic Universes Itâs no secret the DC Extended Universe is struggling with bland movies and tepid fan feedback. Luckily for DC, there is hugely successful connected franchise…
