February 16, 2019 Opinion: Please Kill Me Opinion: Please Kill Me Oh thank Christ, I finally found you. Yes you officer, the one with the shotgun. Sir, I need you to do me a real solid…
February 9, 2019 Hey, Wanna See Some Nazi Shit? Hey, Wanna See Some Nazi Shit? Oh, you want to watch a Doctor Who trailer? Your Google history tells us you enjoy opinions on Doctor Who. Yeah yeah just keep auto-play…
February 2, 2019 Opinion: It’s Time for Game Developers to Unionize OR Make a Game About a Guy With a Giant Fucking Gun Opinion: It’s Time for Game Developers to Unionize OR Make a Game About a Guy With a Giant Fucking Gun Considering the grueling working conditions for video game developers, the long hours they put in for little to no overtime pay, and the horrible ways…
January 25, 2019 Will I Understand Kingdom Hearts 3 If I Havenāt Played the First 12? Will I Understand Kingdom Hearts 3 If I Havenāt Played the First 12? With the highly anticipated āthirdā installment in the Kingdom Hearts franchise set to release soon, it has if me wondering if I can finally able…
January 10, 2019 Opinion: My Son is Overpowered and Needs to be Nerfed Opinion: My Son is Overpowered and Needs to be Nerfed I have liked my son ever since he came out 18 years ago, and I’ve been competitive on the parent ladder for all of those…
January 5, 2019 This Gaming Article is So Hardcore We Wrote It With Just the WASD Keys This Gaming Article is So Hardcore We Wrote It With Just the WASD Keys Editorās Note: the text below, what we think was the ultimate review of an unnamed Elite Gaming Keyboard, was originally handed in as a draft…
December 31, 2018 Mass Effect Gave Me the Courage to Search For Love Outside My Species Mass Effect Gave Me the Courage to Search For Love Outside My Species Like many others, I found myself in complete awe of the stories told in the Mass Effect series of video games. The ones that resonated…
December 27, 2018 Sorry, “Gamer Girls,” But You’re Not Real Fans Until You Can Tell Me What a Smart, Handsome Boy I Am Sorry, “Gamer Girls,” But You’re Not Real Fans Until You Can Tell Me What a Smart, Handsome Boy I Am Alright ladies, the jig is up. You may have the rest of the world fooled, with your Skyrim shirts and your Keyblade keychains, but I’m…
December 9, 2018 Opinion: You’re Gatekeeping Wrong Opinion: You’re Gatekeeping Wrong I am so goddamn sick of seeing fake gatekeepers on the internet telling people they arenāt real fans of something, because they are gatekeeping all…
