Opinion

It’s Time for the First Ever Pacifist Run of America

America is the Dark Souls of countries. We live in a brutally challenging world that punishes people for the smallest…

4 years ago

Opinion: If You’re Supervillain, Cut It Out

Supervillains — those with great power who use it for nefarious purposes — need a stern talking to. It’s time…

5 years ago

Eeek! A Bug’s Life. What Wretched Film

Eeek! You wish to know about A Bug's Life? What a wretched film. Such horror. Repugnance! Good heavens. Watching it,…

5 years ago

Opinion: You’re Fucking Mafia, Dude

Listen, we’ve all gotten to know each other pretty well since college orientation started, and you seem like a really…

5 years ago

Opinion: You’re Fucking Moron If You Really Believe the Xbox Series X Will Be Big Enough to Hold 6 Teraflops

Don’t let yourself get suckered by all that fancy talk Microsoft is blowing up your ass. There’s just no way…

5 years ago

Opinion: Bernie Should Have Stayed in the Primary in Case He Won Every Bonus Star

Bernie Sanders officially ended his bid for the White House today, ceding the Democratic nomination to former Vice President Joe…

5 years ago

Opinion: Hideo Kojima’s Next Game Must Be About Nice World Where Nothing Bad Happens

As we trudge along through these desperate times, when the horrors of our lives were so accurately predicted in the…

5 years ago

We Checked in on Red Dead Online and It Still Seems Like Whole Thing

In the year since the release of Red Dead Online, Rockstar has given the game a slew of updates and…

5 years ago

Opinion: The Only Way to Defeat Sauron is to Let Him Take Over Your Body and Rule Your City

Let me start this off by saying that I despise Sauron as much as the rest of you. Sauron is…

5 years ago