Opinion

If We Want Video Games to be Taken Seriously as an Art Form, We Need to be Really Insufferable

Video games represent the most radical shift in storytelling since the invention of the motion picture and the only way…

7 years ago

6 Years Ago I Decided to Invest in Either Bitcoin or Magic Cards and Now I’m Looking to Sell My Deck

As you have no doubt heard by now, Bitcoin prices are soaring up to $18,000, making many early adopters very,…

7 years ago

Opinion: GTA Exposed My Son to Unrealistic Portrayals of Quick and Affordable Hospital Visits

Recently I vowed to be a more present father during the weekends I have with my kid, and I was…

7 years ago

It Shouldn’t Take 25 Hours of Gameplay to Unlock the Ewok Crying About His Dead Friend

As the release date of the highly anticipated Battlefront II nears, I join many other hardcore Star Wars fans in…

7 years ago

I Quit My Day Job to Spend Two Years Coding My Dream Game! It Fucking Sucks, Please Help

  Just two years ago, I was stuck in a 40 hour-a-week, 100K-a-year job with amazing health benefits. Sure, it…

7 years ago

If I’m Going to Save Your Village From Certain Doom, the Least You Could Do Is Honor the Deal I Got on Kayak

  I think what we have here is a simple misunderstanding. You run a business. I get that. In fact,…

7 years ago

If Birdo Isn’t Woman, How Come I’ve Been Threatening to Assault Her?

  There’s a lot of debate in the video game world about Birdo’s gender identity. Birdo is described as male…

7 years ago

Violent Video Games Taught My Son to Escape the Cage I Kept Him in and Kill People

When you expose your children to violent video games, it alters the chemicals in their brains as they mature. Their…

7 years ago

I Didn’t Get Megatron ‘Toy’ Stuck up My Ass, I Got a Megatron Action Figure Stuck up My Ass

  An Open Letter to My Doctor: I really can’t thank you enough for seeing me today doctor, and I…

7 years ago